Spill Your Guts: What You Really Think About MB members

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-24-2014, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

Alright, no need to be a dick about it.

Gavin B. · 01-24-2014, 01:09 PM

I committed an infraction in the forum and there was hell to pay for it. Apparently one of the Nazi forum moderators was offended when I posted a note saying I loved French Bal-mussette accordion music.

Following my musical infraction, the Music Banter Gestapo came to my house, kidnapped me to an abandoned warehouse down by the docks, and shocked me with a taser gun until I confessed my crimes against humanity to the entire forum.

Following my confession (under duress, I might add), the Music Banter Storm Troopers remanded me to a reeducation camp because I didn't like cool music. They made me listen to Trout Mask Replica and Metal Machine Music at full volume levels until I was on the verge of suicide. As a result I have post dramatic stress syndrome and often wake up screaming from vivid nightmares about my abduction.

Also I was completely horrified by their bad table manners. They didn't even know what a salad fork was for and they stuffed their napkins into the front of their shirts to use as bibs, like a bunch of cretins.

I did get a cellphone picture of the "moderator" thugs who kidnapped me and worked me over with the taser gun. If they show up at your door asking questions about your lame taste in music, tell them you're not home.

The Batlord · 01-24-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Or if you're American...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-24-2014, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

You and your bloody footy.

Engine · 01-24-2014, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gavin B.

I did get a cellphone picture of the "moderator" thugs who kidnapped me and worked me over with the taser gun.

Goofle looks so grown up in that bolo hat. Cute pic guys!

zombie kid · 01-24-2014, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

I didn't say he was a dick I just told him not to be one. There's a difference there in my opinion.

Okay, then whoever gave you an infraction must not like you if they warned you for something so silly.

WWWP · 01-24-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

Okay, then whoever gave you an infraction must not like you if they warned you for something so silly.

Ding ding ding.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 01-24-2014, 05:24 PM

Inb4 passivevaggressive stuff between junk don an vanilla

Neapolitan · 01-24-2014, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Inb4 passivevaggressive stuff between junk don an vanilla

Would it be infraction worthy if someone called butthead a total Cleavis?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-25-2014, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Inb4 passivevaggressive stuff between junk don an vanilla

In before deny bait privilege.

01-24-2014, 01:09 PM	#3152 (permalink)
Gavin B. Model Worker Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,248	I committed an infraction in the forum and there was hell to pay for it. Apparently one of the Nazi forum moderators was offended when I posted a note saying I loved French Bal-mussette accordion music. Following my musical infraction, the Music Banter Gestapo came to my house, kidnapped me to an abandoned warehouse down by the docks, and shocked me with a taser gun until I confessed my crimes against humanity to the entire forum. Following my confession (under duress, I might add), the Music Banter Storm Troopers remanded me to a reeducation camp because I didn't like cool music. They made me listen to Trout Mask Replica and Metal Machine Music at full volume levels until I was on the verge of suicide. As a result I have post dramatic stress syndrome and often wake up screaming from vivid nightmares about my abduction. Also I was completely horrified by their bad table manners. They didn't even know what a salad fork was for and they stuffed their napkins into the front of their shirts to use as bibs, like a bunch of cretins. I did get a cellphone picture of the "moderator" thugs who kidnapped me and worked me over with the taser gun. If they show up at your door asking questions about your lame taste in music, tell them you're not home. __________________ There are two types of music: the first type is the blues and the second type is all the other stuff. Townes Van Zandt

01-24-2014, 05:24 PM	#3158 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	Inb4 passivevaggressive stuff between junk don an vanilla