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Old 02-28-2014, 12:42 AM   #3391 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2014, 04:08 AM   #3392 (permalink)
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I like the members here who have a sense of humour. Not naming anyone, but some people just seem like massive musical snobs and don't seem to have much else going for them.
Wow, this made me really feel horrible inside, I don't fall in either category. I feel so left out.
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:42 AM   #3393 (permalink)
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I got out with an honorable too. I also completed my training and was in for longer than you think.

Army and Marines is for suckers.

Army is for losers that can't score high enough on their ASVAB.
I scored VERY high on mine. I was set to go into the Air Force, but decided to take a different route at the time. Then when things didn't work out, I settled for 3 years in the Army, since I was homeless and my DEP was 1 week. I took an MOS that had the earliest departure, which was 55B (Ammunition Spec). I excelled in every aspect of my military career, and have commendations and medals to prove it.

Call me a loser again ****er.
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Old 02-28-2014, 09:46 AM   #3394 (permalink)
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I scored VERY high on mine. I was set to go into the Air Force, but decided to take a different route at the time. Then when things didn't work out, I settled for 3 years in the Army, since I was homeless and my DEP was 1 week. I took an MOS that had the earliest departure, which was 55B (Ammunition Spec). I excelled in every aspect of my military career, and have commendations and medals to prove it.

Call me a loser again ****er.
It is fine for you to take it personal given your situation but don't pretend like you didn't give other branches ****.

It is a time honored tradition to make fun of other branches and you know it.
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Old 02-28-2014, 10:26 AM   #3395 (permalink)
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It is fine for you to take it personal given your situation but don't pretend like you didn't give other branches ****.

It is a time honored tradition to make fun of other branches and you know it.
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Old 02-28-2014, 10:27 AM   #3396 (permalink)
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I don't understand any of it, but there looks to be some sort of inter-services punchup brewing.... and all because I said DJ was a marine, which I did not know for sure. But hey, what do I know? The best the Irish Army can boast is being part of the UN Peacekeeping forces and the best the Irish Navy can offer is watching out for Spanish trawlers stealing our fish, and the Irish Air Force (guffaw!) is ok for airshows and overflies at the St Patrick's Day Parade, but that's about it.

We are the original toy soldiers!


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Old 02-28-2014, 10:53 AM   #3397 (permalink)
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hmmm I didn't even have a crapping on people in the army. I just used to piss them off by calling them bulletproof vests for the military and was talking strictly about grunts.

Marines got called Jugheads by me and they would return with Squid and whatever homophobic slur came to their minds and then there is the lovely Chairforce.

Also according to Freebase's earlier analysis being in the service for three years and getting hurt is considered dropping out. That's how long I was in the Navy.
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Yep squids indeed. Honestly I thank anybody for their service of any branch, coming from a long list of Military family. You won't read it in a book you'll live it.
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Old 02-28-2014, 10:54 AM   #3399 (permalink)
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It is fine for you to take it personal given your situation but don't pretend like you didn't give other branches ****.

It is a time honored tradition to make fun of other branches and you know it.
I'm sure Plankton is happy that you've given him permission to take it personally.

But I think there's another tradition that states if you can't complete your own military service, you can't make fun of anyone else's. If not, there should be.
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:46 PM   #3400 (permalink)
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I agree with this. You seem like a great member so far, I am not sure if you're male or female though?
Thanks, you seem pretty great too! And I am about 80% male.

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Wow, this made me really feel horrible inside, I don't fall in either category. I feel so left out.
You have your own category, which is far better than the other two! Anyone who's username is a type of ice cream is automatically awesome.
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