Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1515079)

I was watching the making of some wildlife documentary filmed on Antarctica a while ago and the guy said that there are 2 things you notice as soon as you get there.
How cold it is, and how much the place reeks of penguin shit.

Was that your experience too?

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1515081)

Oh, no. Sorry. They're only in ebook form, since that format sells best for all the women out there who don't want people to see that they're reading smut. I've published nine titles. Not popular at all!

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1515066)

i would say it's making her take her guard down and open the flood gates.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1515130)

By "floodgates", you mean labia?

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1515135)

Jesus,Batlord. Really?

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1515137)

Why does anything Batty say surprise anyone, ever? You know what he's like by now...

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1515139)

You mock my distain sir!

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1514896)

You snotty little batlord. You want answers? You want answers? You can't handle the truth. Son we live in a world that has forums and those forums have to be guard by people with mod power. Who's going to do it? You? Mr lieutenant whinnypants? Urban Hatemonger has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for trolls and spammers and you curse the Mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what he knows, that troll & spammer bans, while tragic, probably saved lives. And his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forum members! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want him as a mod. You need him as a mod. They use words like "infractions", "bans", "perma-bans". They use these words as the backbone of a life spent moderating something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain Urban Hatemonger to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that he provides, and then questions the manner in which he provides it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an album, and make a post about it. Either way, I don't give a damn what hissy fits you think people are entitled to!

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1515208)

That's been a rather enjoyable 4-5 page read. Tiny dicks, penguins, labia, self-esteem=bad, Jack Nicholson, french kissing nuns, quintuple blow jobs, impoverished children, stamps, self-esteem=good, and a few others I've missed.