The world is confusing, naht me. :pimp:

i'm friend zoning you. as in we're friends now.

gee whiz, now you know how Paul feels!

You have no room to complain about Paul and Manky. You goof around and goof around, to the point it bothers some people and when they react you think "hey what's their problem?" when it's your own tomfoolery that pushes them over the edge. Sorry, you can't have it both ways, you can't be the provocateur and pretend to be innocent at the same time.

Yea 216.

You want my honest advice? Well, I'll be happy to give you some. If I were you, I would work as hard as I can until I've squirreled away enough savings to go out and try to buy some seeds. Then I'd work even harder until I could afford an adequate amount of fertilizer. Lastly, I'd work my fingers to the bone in overtime until I was the proud owner of a solid plot of land down south. I would then I would go there and attempt to grow some balls.

Someone's jimmies are going to be seriously rustled now.

burning down, you know i deny bait :wave:


neo ya said it yourself bud. i goof around. big difference between goofing and being serious. i believe you were even there when smeem went off the deep end on me for no reason lol. so lets not pretend they are in any wya similar cause youre smart enough to know the difference

That's fucking IT. I've HAD IT.


1. My name is S_M-E-E-N-U-S. With a fucking *N*. I asked you and asked you and ASKED you REPEATEDLY to PLEASE get my name right. The more I said it, the more more you came off with that idiotic "smeem". Including the night you're talking about. TWICE.

2. You then decided in Plug to say something about me (again with the stupid "smeem") being the ganja king or something like that. I would've thought I'd made it abundantly clear that I'm a recovered alcoholic, and in fact I heard you say later that you knew that I had substance abuse issues. So it shouldn't be a surprise that I don't find that one little bit funny. And I said so in no uncertain terms. I said (as close to verbatim as memory allows)

"FUCK THAT. I would rather suck on the tailpipe of a running car than a bong". (For the record, this would also be true of the barrel of a loaded gun)

Your response to that was "what kind of car?". That PISSED me off. Still does. That's not "joking around", that's baiting me.

3, And you then took it to tinychat, and was playing the victim and oh poor me, smeem (grrrr) (actually now that I remember it that's when you decided to prove that you knew my name is Smeenus) went off on me over nothing". Well, my life is no fucking joke. Maybe yours is. In any case, the mods (BD) told you to knock it off, that you were baiting me. You're STILL baiting me. Weeks later.

And so here we are. Yes, I'm taking the bait, but you're baiting me. All this is calculated to get under my skin. You PROVE that by continuing to address me as "smeem" when you know I don't like it. Just to be clear, almost everything about you pisses me off. I hate the stupid affectation in the way you post, we all know that you know where your shift key is, we all know that you know how to spell or at least spell check, we all know that you know where the G key is and that it belongs at the end of the ING suffix. But all that is my problem. I also hate just about every opinion of yours, and I think some of them (especially the misogyny and the homophobia) are calculated to offend for the sake of stirring shit, but that's also my problem.

But if you keep posting this shit, about how you're just kidding around and I'm just unreasonable, you're baiting. I'm done with it. Stop posting about me. Don't fecking talk to me in Plug. Stop calling me smeem. In fact I would prefer that you don't speak of me in any way. You don't exist. I opened this particular post because I knew it was going to be about me, trust me I usually don't see anything you post. That will continue unless or until I'm made aware you're not letting this go. I want no part of you. Leave it that way. Leave me alone.

I know I'm no saint. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I'm determined however to set the record straight, I had a reason to react that night.

Mods, if you don't see it fit to post this, I will understand.

I misspoke, chatbox not tinychat

Yo Paul Wall did you pick theat avatar because it looks like he is holding his thin massive phallace?

dude i wasnt baiting at all i think you honestly just got it twisted

i never said a thing bad about you a single time and never knew about your substance problems. how would i possibly know that. i thought you were cool cause we both like american sports especially baseball and those types of ppl are few and far between. you have called me tons of things and implied i was homophobic and stuff more than once and all i did was compliment your moustache

you said youd rather suck a tailpipe than a bong and i said 'what kinda car' and i dont think thats offensive and its an obvious joke. we were playin around in plug and that was it but you just took it to another level cursing me out. then i wasnt tryin to play victim, i was just sayin exactly what happened. exactly what we both agreed happened. and you said ya blocked or ignored me which i was like damn, cause we both like sports and i wanted to talk about the games with someone on here. again i dont know why ya think id know about your history of drugs or whatever, but even given that i think the joke was light hearted and not a big deal

i really dont wanna bait you or get under your skin. from my p.o.v. i made a funny joke and you blew up and it didnt make much sense. yea we do have a lot of different opinions on social stuff i guess but ive backed up every thought of mine and will always do that cause its stuff i believe in.

you can just keep ignorin me or blockin me or whatever man thats up to you obviously but i think you have a thought theres a ot of hate in my messages when its just not the case or has ever been the case

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216: i think i disagree with everything he's ever said
Sansa_Stark: when i first came here i wasn't a fan of her but she got better and now she's probably my favourite shoutboxer
DjChameleon: favourite shoutboxer #2

also, what is plug and why won't it work for me?

It might be your browser. It only works in Chrome for me.

Thanks for the compliment!

Also plug is similar to those two sites we used to use in the past to share music but with plug you can just enter youtube videos and soundcloud clips instead of using music files from your own collection.

Also they don't discriminate against foreigners like those other two which I can't even remember the names of.

One of them was Turntable. I hated the interface on that, plug is much better.

I don't see how any of this can piss you off mate, I think you're allowing yourself to be wound up. That car comment is just a standard joke & something I'd say and mean nothing hurtful by it whatsoever.

Not even wumming, but surely if 216 winds you up, it'd be best to just completely ignore him and not point out all the things that piss you off, which is basically saying to him 'these are the things that annoy me, so please carry on doing them'?

I can see that 216 revels in winding people up a bit on here but he's the best in the business tbh, he knows exactly what he's doing and people fall for it every time lol.

You and 216 need to understand that if a so called joke bothers someone and they don't see it as a joke then just knock it off even if you don't think the person should take it seriously. It's not up to you to decide that.

also up to the person 'offended' to realize context and situations. we can all be a bit reasonably objective to decide whats really offensive. i literally made one joke that wasnt a personal dig at all, its really smeenus problem from here on out. best course of action seems for him to block me and let it ride

most my jokes are in a mokcing fashion towards tumblr and women but they hold a lot of truth. nothins really that offensive i mean just look at how many times ive denied the bait on this site. plenty of times.

lol @ taking the internet seriously.

I don't think I've ever wound anyone up on here anyway. Not intentionally at least. Never insulted anyone or tried to offend or joke with them to get a reaction etc.

But the point is, especially regarding the Smeem thing, if Paul doesn't like it & is genuinely being wound up and wants it to stop, it would have been better to say nothing and 216 would have stopped, but cos he has bitten 216 knows he can troll him now. This is primary school logic. Why give someone the opportunity?

You're only as vulnerable as you make yourself on the Internet.

Regarding the car joke, I have absolutely no idea what is wrong with it cos it had nothing to do with drugs/addiction which is what Pauls original point was about.

Paul shouldn't have taken the bait that 216 was throwing around I agree, but then again if 216 was a person of any substance, he should respect that Paul doesn't want to be known as smeem and stop doing it.

To be honest, the emphasis should be on the troll to clean their act up rather that Paul accepting what is chucked at him.

@216 Surely you make an effort now and again to use capitals and full stops, the effort's not going to fry your mind that much.

I don't think you'll ever get it but if he finds something offensive even if you don't understand it then just don't do it anymore once he has said something about it. You didn't think it was personal but he felt like it was personal and that's all that matters is that he found it personal you can continue to be a chode if you want or you can realize that you offended him and stop.

like I said earlier you don't have to understand why Paul was mad at it you just have to realize that he was mad about it and leave it at that.

I think that Paul should have used a PM to let 216 know that he is offended. On the other hand, I think 216 has some growing up to do.

Your avatar offends me.

I think...we should all sit around the bonfire, roast marshmallows, and sing campfire songs. Too much arguing going on lately, let's all just tone it down a bit and realize why we're all here.

Is it because it isn't Bert?

Sorry but bonfires offend me.

I think poor Bert feels threatened by three beautiful women. Plus you, so that would make four...

Bert. He's such a muppet... ;)

You taking offense offends me.

I think you have a pot stash somewhere and you're just not telling me.

Paul Smeenus - needs to quit whining like a little girl
216 - reap it and quit bitching woman

Dude, I don't think Bert is much concerned with beautiful women.


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Oh no, my childhood has been ruined.

A classic:laughing:

Even better.

OMG I died with laughter! The shark at the end laughing and my ribs hurt!

That was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant! So unexpected! And how well synched! Kudos to the guy or girl who sorted that one. Perfect!

Here's some honesty for ya'll.

I haven't hardly visited Music Banter at all since I've been back in Nicaragua... I could probably count my visits on one hand. So, since the beginning of August, I've practically been MB-free.

I can honestly say that I feel like my life is better for it. It's not that I don't like you guys, I do. It's not like I haven't cared for this community, I have... it's just that I feel like MB has always been my escape from reality, and now I've embraced reality and all of its ups and downs. I've accepted myself, my life, and the people around me (even if they bug me sometimes). I don't feel like I need this community any more. At all.

I will probably still pop in every once in awhile, if only to check out new tunes (just because I'm not around don't mean I'm not still listening to good music!), but if I just disappear altogether, don't be too worried. It just means I've moved on to my next adventure, and don't want to waste my time escaping reality any more.

I'm done escaping.

Be well, MB. I'll see ya 'round.

Sorry but please stop posting bert videos...they offend me.

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right back atcha bb

Also
Mondo Bungle is the best noob we've had in years, flawless taste, silly name, silly neighbours.

Everyone else: ur all peasants

Peasants: I don't really care that much about ur existence but it amuses me how mad ppl get when I give them silly nicknames that really mean absolutely nothing to me but it shits me up to see you care so much about the opinion of someone you denigrate....

u mad?

That's great. Have fun with your life.

I don't really get why people feel the need to separate the two like you can't have a life and be online as well especially in this modern age.

But I guess if you used your online life to escape from reality and you end up liking your new reality more than your escape then it makes sense but I'm pretty sure the two can co-exist easily. You will end up needed some me time and time to wind down but that's something you'll have to learn on your own.