when I was a hip teenager I didn't even mind if that old man coat pocket didn't quite open because it was stuck together with... something:eek:

I just wanted those old man clothes! It was the 90s son. oh my god thrift stores are so gross/for gross people

I only know a pocket rocket as a minibike or a dick.. neither are found in clothes.

Vibrating dildo

dried *** or old chewing gum. That's what's in thrift store pockets

You think sorting through it is bad, try unloading the trailers where the product starts.

oh my god, no thanks!

Its my job. Its pretty disgusting. But I get a great workout.

So is it safe to say you have more semen on your hands after a hard day's work than after five minutes in front of your computer?

Yes. Since I don't find my computer that attractive.

Roxy Rollah - I could spend all day listening to your road rage messages that you leave me, you wonderful pissed off example of glorious womanhood.

Trollheart - Comes up with many many great ideas on a regular basis and then alienates most of the forum from them by over complicating them with bizarre scoring methods, pointless rules, micromanaging every single little detail and having an aneurysm any time anybody shows any hint of individuality. Why he never worked in a DHSS office is a total mystery to me he'd be perfect for it.
Repeat after me....
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"

Chula Vista - I'm not really interested in Led Zeppelin, or looking at pictures of his daughter, his ravioli collection or his opinions in most lounge threads which to me resemble a drunk guy in the corner of a pub trying to prove how macho he is and only succeeding in falling off a chair and pissing his pants.
Which covers about 99.9% of his posts.
The other 0.1% in the foodbox are fine though.

JustinJJustin - Currently has 275 posts
274 of these are "Welcome to MB.

What are some of your favorite bands/artists? "

Batlord & LadyIsLingering - Get a ****ing room, or at least use the ****ing shoutbox.

Ki - Get some testicles

WhateverDude -
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
repeat ad infinitum

Pet_Sounds - He's kind of borderline overexposed and I feel like he could go either way. At the moment I'm ok with him .....just. But if I keep on seeing his name every 3 or 4 posts per thread he could become annoying very quickly.

Neapolitan -Still got no ****ing clue what this guy is on about most of the time.

Bob. - Still the coolest bastard here.

Oriphiel - Like a less cool. more pretentious Bob.

John Wilkes Booth -
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