My signature pretty much sums it up. I've accepted that everyone here sees me as John Wilkes Booth, but with emotions.

This is neither the first, nor the second time our sexual tension has been pointed out. I'm gonna have to agree with Urban here, assuming of course that LiL springs for the hotel.

Oriphiel: the kind of person who thinks Barbra Streisand is hot.

YOU CHEAP ASS MOTHA****IN COCK SUCKIN BASTARD....oh yeah I bet you drive slow as **** too.... ;) Glad I can make you laugh Urb. ;)

I'll at least go halfsies on quarters for the vibrating bed.

Yea except for the fact Urban compared you to Bob,not JWB.
I dont see you that way.Who is every one? I know you didnt try and give my opinion for me.

And btw Bob is cool as hell and you sir just can't compete.

I like her, sure, but if you really think that I find her sexually attractive, then you don't know me very well.

Twas a joke. JWB is a jerk, but he gets a pass because he's direct, and his lack of emotions gives him a sort of honesty and a redemptive quality. Whereas I am simply a jerk, with no such qualities to redeem my behavior.

Also, I've never tried to pass myself off as "cool", so Bob can keep all of his gold medals from the Cool Olympics.

Riiiiiight helpful hint ,good jokes dont need to be explained.

Mr Testicles McNuts at your service.

Seriously. Your girlfriend's a bitch. You need to give her a good smack every once in a while.