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Carpe Mortem 02-13-2015 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1551569)
Oh jeez haha. I'll have to check it out. Is it gory campy B or just bad B?

ladyislingering 02-13-2015 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1551574)
when your machine candy bar gets stuck in the coil: JWB
when you realize the milk has soured way too late: JWB
when you include some of your dick skin into the zip: JWB

It's a meme! Keep it going.
when you accidentally send a dick pic to your mom: JWB
when your boss catches you picking your nose: JWB
when your toilet overflows during a bout of explosive diarrhea: JWB
when you get splashed on the street by a car driving through a puddle: JWB
when you're trapped in a small space with a person who has terrible B.O.: JWB

ladyislingering 02-13-2015 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1551577)
is this a regular occurrence for you or is there a specific story behind it?
this shit seems to happen to me way too often.

either that or there's just a ridiculous number of crazy homeless people in the town I work in.

like damn, just shut up and let me carry on.

Oriphiel 02-13-2015 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1551572)
^It's all true.

Frankenhooker. :banghead: wow, lol.
I've always had a thing for weird movies. :finger:

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1551579)
Oh jeez haha. I'll have to check it out. Is it gory campy B or just bad B?
Uh... it's kinda both...

http://33.media.tumblr.com/85f48bd09...1qkyo1_500.gif

John Wilkes Booth 02-13-2015 09:23 PM
maybe the homeless just tend to find you especially approachable. or perhaps they see the hair and figure i could make a decent rug with that

The Batlord 02-13-2015 09:27 PM
When you go to fuck your goat and find some other dude's semen already dripping out of her: JWB

ladyislingering 02-13-2015 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1551585)
maybe the homeless just tend to find you especially approachable. or perhaps they see the hair and figure i could make a decent rug with that
I'm always a little amazed when someone finds me approachable but I guess I'm kind of cute sometimes.

John Wilkes Booth 02-13-2015 09:30 PM
in my experience though they tend to target young white people(aka suckers) in general

ladyislingering 02-13-2015 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1551590)
in my experience though they tend to target young white people(aka suckers) in general
99.9% of the time they get shot down by me because I'm over their bullshit :laughing:

Chula Vista 02-13-2015 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1551587)
When you go to fuck your goat and find some other dude's semen already dripping out of her: JWB
I'm gonna start compiling these.

http://i.imgur.com/HJWawLk.gif


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