oh man, hearing you people? I nearly feel off my chair hearing Vanilla in the haiti video.

I can't imagine what some of you guys sounds like. I've spent so much time giving you voices in my head.

Loose Lips Sink Ships - Must watch some more Scottish stuff, study the slang, study the accent. I'm not even that Scottish!

Hahahaha, I thought I was the only one :D.

Ha ha, this is almost exactly what I'd write about Story, kayleigh! He always has cute little subversive but friendly things to say. He introduced me to The Shins (via his journal), for which I'm thankful. Also, he's a stalker like I am. :)

I do the same thing. Kayleigh's voice is higher than yours, AwwSugar. Lateralus definitely has my poor version of an Australian accent...but really since I've heard her, my imagined "Kate" voice should be much better than it is.

My great woe is that my fake British accent isn't at all convincing, and so the beauty of Urban Hatemonger's and Right-Track's accents (that I imagine) is lost on me. They just sound like boring Americans when I read their posts. (Not that you're boring, AwwSugar.) I wish I could hear them. Then it would be love.:love:

Have you mistook me for being American :(? Or have I picked that up way wrong haha.
I'm poor at accents so everyone English has the same bland English voice. When you all probably have very very different accents. :)

:confused:

Oooohkay I think it's about time I do another one of these. Since there have been quite a few new members since my last confession, I shall post the most memorable here. And, if I can offer this as a disclaimer, I'm drunk. So if you get offended, just pretend I didn't mean it.


Paloma - Ok.. I have fun talking to you. I'm not going to say you're cool, because you'd love that and it would only feed the dysfunctional beast inside you, but it's literally fun to hear what you have to say... because it's guaranteed to be outrageous and will usually have something to do with knives and someone getting stabbed. Not to mention that I'd hit it. But otherwise, I get a feeling that you need people to constantly be aware of how dysfunctional you think yourself to be, and that it somehow adds to this overall image you seem to want to portray. I don't really know how or why that obviously fulfills you, but I'm ok with it because I frankly do not give a fuck. I'll continue talking to you as though you are text on my screen, as always. Very fun text.

Awwsugar - At first, I got the impression that you really really really really really really really really needed everyone to like you. At all times. Like your entire world would be at an end if someone on a forum didn't think you were awesome... But after you finished begging me to like you (kidding) I realized that you're simply curious. Not much of a scientist or philosopher, but you've got girl-smarts. I know I can go to you if I need to get an often overlooked opinion, and that it will make sense. You're down-to-earth and you have some cool stories.

Storymilo - All I know is you're easy-going and you're young... and you listen to some good stuff. It's pleasant talking to you and I feel like you don't take things the wrong way, where most others would. It literally is not taxing talking to you... and that's a good quality. It's not like getting a reply from Vegangelica or anything.

Vegangelica - Speak of the devil. Sometimes I hate you, other times it's quite the opposite. But what I like about you all the time is that you're honest whether you're annoying about it or not. And you're not afraid to vocalize your opinions about something regardless of how it might affect other peoples views of you. I also like that you talk about your orgasms. It's just so weird coming from you that it's kinda hot.

Anteater - You're a lot annoying, and at a point, I didn't like anything you listen to. You also have 80's hair. Which I've learned you've recently upgraded to the 90's. Great job. But then I learned you listen to some nice Electronic, so I suggest you get a hair cut and we talk about some possible goodies in the Electronic realm, since it seems to be the only thing we have in common.

NumberNineDream - You're cool as hell, and have turned me on to some good Arabic music. Yea, I disagree with a lot of your Socialist ideals, but it doesn't mean we can't be friends right? (Just as long as I'm not paying your tuition or anything)
Anyway, I don't really know a lot of details about you, except that you probably have a really dark and hairy bush.
Seriously... wtf.

TumorAttitude - You're a girl?!?

Neapolitan - You're a mystery. I'm not even sure if that's what you're going for or not. Some of the posts you make provoke either one of two questions: "Is this guy really that stupid?" or "Is this guy really that big of a troll?". There isn't an in-between with it, it's simply those two questions. While being stupid saves you from being a troll... being a troll saves you from being stupid, and you fluctuate between those two scenarios constantly. At times, you make completely sane and intelligible posts, but sometimes... heh.. sometimes... maybe it's just that your humor is ridiculously misguided. I dunno. As I said, it's a mystery.

Jackhammer - I know, I've spilled my guts about you before... but I wanted you to have this special updated gut content: You're way more fun when you're not a mod. I like seeing you around the boards now that you get more time to yourself and your family. I know modding wasn't a full time job, but there's much to be said about not having a mod responsibility when you log on to MB. Much of what you now say seems more easily given, and at the benefit of your own sanity.

And... finally...
Bandteacher1 - Oh man.. where do I begin? Cool guy, you know a lot about marching bands, Navy, and a lot of other stuff. You teach kids in a highschool that doesn't exist, by a name that doesn't exist, and you do it with pride. I admire that. You also come up with the most amazingly detailed explanations as to why your school doesn't exist in the state of Massachusetts, which.. when countered, you came up with the biggest whopper of all... (Which you asked to be forwarded to everyone else). I won't go into detail about it here, but you.. my friend.. are truly the most imaginative person I've met on the internet. Ever.
I love that you're security-conscious.. I am too, since my recent security compromise... But the world is wondering... why the pictures, mang? Why the pictures?

I should be the one adding that "wtf!" lmao... and that debate we had the other day, was actually one of the best I ever had in years. Though we'll always disagree on these points, at least I understand why. Plus, I didn't feel I wanted to blow up your head, you capitalistic twat!

I seem to get that a lot, that people didn't think I was being realistic enough.
I'm not like that at all, though, I couldn't care less if people would like me, I just care if people dislike me because of who they think I am. Does that make sense?
What do you mean by girl-smarts? :3

Hey, thanks man.... that's not a persona I mind having. I fucking hate pointless arguing (and unfortunately, that seems to arise relatively often on here)

Also, wtf is up with bandteacher. Did we ever find out why he posted fake pictures of some chick dancing?

It's OK his 'Sister In Law' cleared everything up.

You should ask Tore to post the PM he got from 'her'

It's pure gold.

Haha... (s)he sent it to me as well. I got it as a reply to my query about why his school wasn't listed in his state's board of education school list.

Priceless.

Freebase, your description of your feelings about me matches exactly what I imagined them to be. I'm also impressed you can type "vocalize" when you're drunk.

The way I have related to you on MB in the past is similar to how I behaved with my older brother when I was a child. I admired my brother--the parallel being that I admire your musicality--and I wanted to hang out with him and his older friends playing basketball, but he often just wanted to get away from his eager kid sister. He used to shut himself in his room and since I wasn't allowed to open his door I rolled pencils and swished a yard stick underneath it into his personal space to try to get him to come out and play.

I realize you value your privacy and will only want to be friendly on your own terms, which is as it should be. So I've quit rolling pencils. Mostly. ;)

I always thought the bandteacher's scenario sounded far-fetched since it seemed straight from the TV show "Glee," and a real teacher probably wouldn't be consulting with random internet people about a specific dilemma involving disability issues...or get stabbed that many times.

Also, you never really know who people are on forums. For all you know, I'm not from Iowa and I'm not even vegan! I could be chomping on some chicken's veiny, prickly-skinned leg at this very moment!

I atually read the whole thing.

I don't believe you!

thats fine, but I did. Of all the things to lie about (in a discussion about lying) I don't think I'd choose this one.

Hehe, well thank you for reading.
And if you're lying, thank you for making me feel like you read it.

Back to the point of this thread here I go
*Note* I have not been here too long and haven't spoken to all of these people so may be completely wrong about there personalities.



Freebase Dali:
Gave me ****loads of help about my computer and was really nice about it all the way through I remember when I first joined I was kind of intimidated by him and I found him scary but like now i've spoken to him he is a really sound guy and he is really brainy.

Paloma:
I remember when I first joined I thought she was awesome and was like completely in love with her and now i've spoke to her she is pretty awesome but i'm not a wierd stalker type person anymore she has awesome music taste too and I don't think i've disliked anything she has spoke about ever so thats an achievement.

NumberNineDream:
Probably the first person I had a proper conversation with on MB we were listening to The Cellar Tapes and chatting and I feel thats what really made me post more and come out of my shell here to realise I can talk to people without them thinking i'm an arsehole although when I first posted in the shoutbox I think I came off as obnoxious towards her so sorry bout that but yeh she's really cool.

booboo:
Spoke to him like twice about movies and tv and he seems pretty cool when I was a lurker and hadn't signed up I used to feel pretty sorry for him because he always seemed to be in arguments but now I know he can give it out to.

Unknown Soldier:
Recommended me some good stuff that I really dug and now i'm more open minded with metal so yeh he's awesome cool guy.

+81:
Cool dude and it's strange because before I started posting in the shoutbox I hadn't really noticed him but now he's probably one of my top 5 members. + he recommended me Liars

Stone Birds:
Checked out his music and really friggin liked it he's a pretty sweet guy haven't spoke to him much but would like to in the future.

loose lips sink ships:
Cool GUY quite whats the word though mother****ing crazy he's very random and strange which I like in a person so he's cool.

AwwSugar:
Really nice girl and very funny to probably the girl that makes me laugh the most.

VENGELICA:
I love her she's so cute and smart and she's just awesome my favourite member with an all caps name without a doubt.

Rickenbacker:
Cool guy and I really like his music taste but can be quite hostile at times which is you know not nice but he's sound reallly.

music_phantom13:
His journal is probably my favourite so yeh he's got cool taste.

Ok im getting bored if I missed you I truly am sorry

Thank youu! Always here to make someone laugh. xD Or try to.


Isn't she like... one of two active members with caps? =P

Yep but she's the best one.

The other being...Captain Caveman?

Yeah, I'm kind of the forums best kept secret. haha :soccer:
Thanks, Mr. James.

My heart is filled with joy knowing you're enjoying Liahs!

Shhhh. Don't blow his cover.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - The coolest most "fuck you" member on this board, and fuck you moderators for constantly banning him. I wish I knew you in real life as you'd probably love fucking around with me. Man, you're fucking awesome.

Why, thank you, james, for mentioning me! You are completely right about me, too. :p:

Your reviews of everyone else are very sweet and positive. Are you and kayleigh relatives, by any chance?

There's also SATCHMO, Sugar. He's actually the person whose ALL CAPS name I copied when I decided to make mine look like I'm SCREAMING IT AT YOU. ;) So, I'm one of THREE people with ALL CAPS NAMES that I know of.

At least james didn't say that I'm his favourite member with the name VEGANGELICA! Then I'd be the best of...myself.:(

I truly enjoyed chatting during that show with you, glad I contributed in your staying on the boards :p: .
I still can't recall you being obnoxious. I remember getting annoyed by something you said, and you apologizing the next second, however, I don't remember what it was about. I might've been just joshing around, as I don't think I was truly offended by something.

No, but Scottish people are just awesome and nice in general.

Ha no, I dunno oor Jim. he stays quite the bit away from one. :(

Captain Caveman: probably the coolest bro on this board and maybe a /mu/tant
Bulldog: likes awesome music and is pretty damn fine at writing about it

James-I ****ing hate your avatar. i just want to punch that face to the point where it loses recognition every time i see it. other than that, seems like a pretty intelligent dude musically

kayleigh-really nice/cute girl and i'd love to hear that Scottish accent sometime, hehe. but yeah, seems to be pretty heavy in the electronic scene, would love a few recommendations as i'm a bit of an electro noob

TheCunningStunt-seems like we would have some good conversations, not just about music, but sometimes when i hear him force an opinion on others/not accept that other people like different things, it just bugs me.

TumorAttitude-seems pretty cool, but sometimes i feel she puts on an act on here and doesn't open up as much as she can

jackhammer-while we're not the most compatible musically, and he outright hates some of the stuff i love, he still a class act and is always there to help and recommend stuff for me

Janszoon-with not only being in Philly but also living near where i go to school, it'd be cool if we ran into each other sometime, haha

Haha, James' avatar bugs me too. :p

The more I look at it the more I start to picture James as his avatar.

You're wrong! I don't force my opinions on other people!!!!1

i think thecunningstunt is brillo, in a non-creepy way. i dunno why but i just agree with most things he says/i think he has awesome taste in music, yeah. ditto mojo, genuinely sound guy.

same with james, although he can be a bit pretentious. for a fourteen year old anyway, no worries though. not a big fan of paloma at times, i reckon she'd be one of those people who are keyboard angsty but not the same in real life, but who am i to judge? she must be alright though cos most people round here seem to like her. maybe she just dislikes me? QQ.

I like downwardspiral from what I've read, but I'm not sure about your music taste on the whole. But you seem like a good guy, always friendly and stoof.

Stoof! I'd never heard of stoof.

TheCunningStunt...you use good urban slang! I learn from you. I'm never sure what you'll say next, so that's fun.

Downwardspiral...I had hopes that he was a hair-lover, but alas, no! ;)

Antonio...very dedicated to music. Friendly.

TumorAttitude...sweetly crude and honest, fragile and strong.

AwwSugar...genuine and playful...as long as she's not upset with someone! She's rarely upset, though. I feel I understand her emotional reactions to songs, so that is nice.

Flower Child...loves music and writes very emotionally about it to share her passion! Also, a great photographer.

Ribbons...(Liz), such a likeable person. Friendly, open, supportive, calm. I'd like to be more like her. She seems to have no rough edges...or she hides them well! ;) She's a mom. I'm a mom. We're a lot a like, I think, in many ways.

Jackhammer...very honest and in some ways private and introspective, I think. He's a dad. I like that about him. He's also funny in a gentle way.

Boo boo...extremely honest about his feelings. I love reading his replies to people because he shares just what he is feeling and takes the time to respond to what they say. He sticks up for himself.

Adidasss...I feel very in tune with his views on gender and sexuality, etc. I can never remember how many d's or s's are in his username, though, which makes me frustrated with my memory! I always find myself writing "Adidass" like "ass," and then have to look again at his username to correct my posts.

Tore...I'm just very excited for him and his rats that he is getting married! He's always so dedicated to the site, putting together the weekly genre topic thingy and arranging this and that, like the member's comp. Plus, like I've told him, he debates and discusses so well. I always learn something important reading his posts. He has a very nice sense of humor and is always friendly and respectful.

I don't dislike you, but what's keyboard angsty?

VEGANGELICA, I can't lie the feminist hippy stuff gets on my tits a fair bit, but you care more about the world you live in than a lot of people I've ever spoke to, even if I sometimes I get annoyed and find it a bit pretentious, you do speak with a lot of passion... Where as I, I couldn't really give a f*ck if the world imploded right now. So that's a credit to you.

TheCunningStunt - He is ALWAYS on here.

Duga - Scientist. That makes him cool.

Spoken like a true miserable Mancunian. :thumb:

Why, thank you, CunningStunt. I don't *mean* to get on your tits. I...I thought my feet and my hippyness were firmly planted on the ground, but I stand corrected! Now that I know, I will tread more carefully when you're around.

Oh, how could you want your pretty little country to implode?! That would be very sad. I've heard Manchester isn't so pleasant, though. Maybe that's the problem.

Pretentious. Yeah, I get that a lot. I suppose it's hard not to be pretentious when I know I'm right.

(That was a joke, btw)

I forgot about you being a biologist too, Duga! That *is* cool. Biologists are extraordinarily wonderful, lovely people. You also live close to Iowa, so that makes you even cooler. And you like shoegaze, which I don't mind, so that is a plus, as is the fact that I don't recall us ever viciously arguing. Have we? Or did I just block it out of my memory as a horrifying experience best forgotten.