A man walks into a bar, sits down and begins chatting to the barman.

"I had the best day today mate," the man says, "I found a woman tied to the railway tracks, just like in the old films. I untied her and took her back to my place for so she could rest...and show me her gratitude. We had sex all over the house, in the bedrooms, the bathrooms, the under stairs cupboard, the living room, the basement, the attic...it was incredible."

"That does sound good," says the barman, "so was she good looking, was she a looker?"

The man pauses for a second to think.

"I don't know," he says, "I didn't find her head."

trigger warning for all armchari feminists



http://i.imgur.com/1ccxRcW.jpg

:rofl:

Life is like a penis, it doesn't always go the way you want it to.

How is a woman like a condom?









If they're not on your d*ck, they're in your wallet ;)

!!

I inserted a wink. That makes it ok :P

What is the American dream?

that all the blacks go back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!!



Plus, you're a girl, right? that's like double approval. :p: