See? Nobody likes jews, lol :D oh i'm an awful person

:rofl:

Wait, weren't you born in.....that's just awkward...:(

Now I have to make a joke about germans,
so i don't seem racist, lol..


A French guy, an English guy and a German argue about who the most complicated language has.

The french guy says: "Mon dieux, we French have the most complicated language, of course. We write "Monsieur" and say "Misjö"

The english guy says: "Well, we British claim that title. We write "Elevator" and say "Lift"

So the german says: "It's actually pretty simple. We Germans own that title: We write: "Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber ich habe Ihren letzen Satz nicht vollständig verstanden" (translation: Excuse me, but I did not quite understand Your last sentence.), but we say "Hä?"

Spoken like a true German :rofl::shycouch:

I'm blonde, I'm blue eyed, I'm tall, I'm racist. Perfect German! lol :D


Take it with humor, wpnfire! :D

Im still on Jews :laughing:

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?

A Jew!

Who was the most well known Jewish cook?

Hitler!

I like this guy

Ouch! That's hardcore :clap:

Thnx, and im not even german im puertorican. :p:

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."