"No mas siestas en casa."
"No mas siestas en todos casas?"
"No. No mas siestas en esta casa."

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Google Translate has made this neither offensive nor a joke.

you really needed google translate for that?

I got the gist, I just didn't get the joke.

It's the lyrics to a mariachi song I made about a family getting evicted. In honor of my friend Brandon.

No mas dinero por mi camida
Y no mas cristal por el realidad.
Oigo Sr. Blanco teine el
Bueno cristales son azules!

Me iré pronto.

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Hahaha yes! I'm definitely using this one hahaha

Here is one I heard from a guy while I was in Scotland..
Not really offensive, but whatever


How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's dick, works every time!

LOL, is the second one a real 9/11 jumper? If so they go really well beside each other.

I'm assuming so.