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The Batlord 03-12-2014 11:12 AM

What's the tragedy about the black guy who died in a head on collision?

His car seated four.

Kartoffelbrei 03-12-2014 11:19 AM

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family.



I stop now. :D this is too evil.
The gods will strike me down with lightning any moment..

The Batlord 03-12-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kartoffelbrei (Post 1426428)
What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family.



I stop now. :D this is too evil.
The gods will strike me down with lightning any moment..

It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.

Kartoffelbrei 03-12-2014 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1426443)
It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.

I'm not scared of the Batlord striking me with lightning

Alaska 03-12-2014 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1426443)
It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.

But where is the joke part? :crazy:
If you are doing black humor, do it right.

Neapolitan 03-12-2014 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaska (Post 1426676)
But where is the joke part? :crazy:
If you are doing black humor, do the right thing.

^fixed.

The Batlord 03-13-2014 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaska (Post 1426676)
But where is the joke part? :crazy:
If you are doing black humor, do it right.

Le sigh. It wasn't a punchline kind of joke. I was illustrating my point that the point of this thread is about being offensive.

KeineLust 03-15-2014 08:43 PM

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor
Old
Negro
Thinks
Its
A
cadillac

nork123 04-19-2014 08:19 PM

How long does it take a Pakistani woman to have a sh*t?

9 months


What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.


How can you tell if your roommate is gay?

His dick tastes like sh*t


how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS


Did you know 4/20 is Hitlers birthday?

Stoner's remember it by getting as baked as the Jews

Cuthbert 04-19-2014 10:03 PM

That first and last one ffs :D

Though I've heard the first one before.

Racist jokes are the best.

And lol at Batty's post.


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