and raine

It was the only way to shut her up.

Urban was turned down by Right-Track's wife. And Raine.

1/10 ^

*Mrs. right-track*

^Right-Track is so under the thumb that his missus tells him what to post on here.

Did Mrs. Right-Track only rate me as a 1/10? Well, that's because Raine almost destroyed me beforehand.

Mrs. right-track says. The 1/10 was for inches and not a performance rating.

^Like I said, Raine almost destroyed me beforehand. Worn down to a stub, it was.

Right-Track's wife is an dutch sadist, no wonder he's so THOROUGHLY WHIPPED.

She also said sex with you was like being under the thumb...literally.

(For once I'm not going to reply with an insult, because that's the best response I can remember seeing on here and I don't want to ruin the moment.)

^Got pwned by RT

Tut-tut-tut owned by an old man...

I got pwned by Right-Track's wife, not him. And she can pwn me any time she wants. So long as she brings a video camera and some whipped cream.

Blainka has a giraffe fetish.