It was me, but it was fun. ^
Attachment 1992

^Right-Track poses as a woman on the internet.

^ Is a rent-boy to subsidise his college fees.

^Ah, so your wife told you what she spent that £1000 on then?

^ Doesn't understand the definition of rent-boy.

^Doesn't understand the definition of rent-boy.

^ Has learning difficulties.

http://www.allwords.com/word-rent%20boy.html

^Managed to not notice all of the other online definitions for rent-boy which just say "a male prostitute". Rent-boys can and do have sex with women too. Especially those as lovely as your wife.

Rental Metard ^

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tally+Metarded

And another definition from the "bible of definitions"...the urban dictionary.
If it's in here, it's got to be true. :p:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rentboy

Right-track has been described as ghastly, foul, and hideous. Some people would also say that his existance proves that no all-loving god can exist.

:p: