watches grown men wrestle for fun.

^fantasizes about me watching grown men wrestle for fun.

^likes watching the Iceman "cumeth"

^username is short for "re-tardis"

^Favorite pornstar is Ben G*y.

^your mom's porno name is "Ben G*y"

^Watches my mom's porn.

My mom's porno name is She-Man. Get right.

^whacks off to Richard Simmons workout videos.

I like his hair so what. You know your momma's got it on her ass, I like to stick it in her butt and pretend it's him givin' me head.

:O