^Too dumb to come up with something original. Matter of fact you're so dumb, you got lost on your way out of the womb.

You donkey raping s*** eater!

So I'm a jackass ****...hee-haw mother f*cker! You so ugly, when you popped out your mom said, "Throw it baick Erl! We ain't gots a license for those."

Has a perverted mustache ^

Your life was saved by the phrase
"Don't flush it, it's got eyes!"

^Lost your virginity to your sister. That's okay, I lost mine to your mom.

I had the choice between mine or yours, and you've seen yours.

^Yeah she's a model, your's is a transvestite. WTF yo?

either put up a photo for the MB Spank bank. or stop makin false claims.

Ummm... You are stupid?
I'm really bad at this!