|01-11-2006, 04:37 AM||#441 (permalink)|
Join Date: Sep 2005
says i take in the ass because he thinks that will make him look cool and it might hide the fact that he is the one who takes it in the ass....wow dude, you're my ****in hero for sure!
God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury.
They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex.
|01-11-2006, 10:41 AM||#446 (permalink)|
Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know.
Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....