^ is a newfoundland street hooker (sorry)

i don't even t hink there are hookers here.. i've never seen one before. but yea i'm the first... Shush it was a secret hahaha





would have sex with a man for $1 haha jk hun

Spaz ^

Meant for DOC. :(

^ is a giant slut who flaunts his privates at formal parties

^Beats off to pictures of Don.

Jealous.

^ is don

^Is a s**t sucking, mother raping, ass pilaging, duck butter snuffin', boner biting bastard of an uncle f**ker.

A Don Mega, matter-of-fact.

^ is in actuality a senior in a speedo, for he lives in florida

^Earned the Y2K Milleniums Best Blowjob, for movie with Mr. Ed!

Hahah, even your keyboard stutters! You're just jealous that I've got something to tuck into a speedo.

So ugly the only women who'd do him is Oprah