^ assjew

^Pubic hair chewing Iraqi.

^prick

^ big nosed, cause problem for kazakastan, yes.. has party, but with no naked wrestling and the horse and ball

^anal lube tester

^Is the 'control' in Mikey's anal lube tests.

Likes it unlubed.

^ Is the supervisor of these tests.

^Volunteered for the 'focus group' customer satifaction survey of said lubricant before it went onto the market. His returned comments read "Excellent product. Would recommend. Bus exhaust pipes... no problem!!"

^ Is so stupid, he ate a whole pack of his boyfriends' lubricant, and is now halllucinating, and using his hallucinations as offences!

^Your country is a hallucination.

Intends to wear clogs in Manchester.