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mosesandtherubberducky 01-22-2006 04:52 PM

1. Miss Spikey

2. Regret getting circumsized with metal cutting things, 'cause back in the day they used two rocks.

madeinNY 01-22-2006 05:31 PM

1. dislike angelina jolie
2. kill someone

Crazy Luv 01-22-2006 06:01 PM

1. will never turn white(not racist)
2. will never be a prostitute

Barnard17 01-22-2006 06:12 PM

1. Take it up the ass from a chick with a strap on.
2. Deepthroat a wine bottle.

Hellhound-138 01-22-2006 08:59 PM

1.use any type of illegal drugs....well maybe once..ok not more than twice..no more than five times.
2.murder someone......um...again

Spike*Spiegel 01-22-2006 09:53 PM

i will never like Bono OR U2.

i might kill someone, if they did something to deserve it.

i will never drink a glass of milk and then a beer or vice versa.

half_baked87 01-23-2006 09:04 AM

i'll never set foot in a dance club, and i'll never do blow off the urinals in the bathroom.

littleknowitall 01-23-2006 10:50 AM

- learn to dance.
- give up smoking. :(

explosions-in-my-pants 01-23-2006 10:55 AM

1. i will never be a skinny person that calls herself fat around a actual fat person.
2. i will never be a fat person that says, i'm only chubby

omgwtf 01-23-2006 11:09 AM

1) I will never have faith in religion.
2) I will never see my 30th birthday.


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