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demon hunter 11-19-2005 09:47 PM

2 things you will never do in your life!!!!!!!
 
self explanatory:
-will never kill someone
-never streak

sleepy jack 11-19-2005 09:57 PM

You havn't lived have you?

jibber 11-19-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
self explanatory:
-will never suck ****

haha, first of all, how old are you? and second....i give you a few months to a year before you break that one.

sleepy jack 11-19-2005 10:21 PM

He listens to green day wont be long before hes ghey.


OH LOW BLOW.

jibber 11-19-2005 10:31 PM

^haha, woops, i was thinking demon hunter was a girl.

sleepy jack 11-19-2005 10:31 PM

=O

Ya serious?


Oh well.

She listens to green day shell suck off her dad at some time or another.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-19-2005 11:56 PM

Sucking cock is a way of life.

Cheese 11-20-2005 12:40 AM

Really! Ill' have to take your word on that.;)

1.Get pregnant
2.Buy a Japanese car

boo boo 11-20-2005 12:43 AM

1. Find a post by Kempson that isnt retarded as hell.
2. Watch a Ashton Kutcher movie thats actualy good.

Merkaba 11-20-2005 12:50 AM

1. Understand how I lost my wallet:( Come back billabong....
2. Watch Fear Factor again. The day it stops will be the day skidmarks get wiped off the underpants of television...and yes I stole that line from Dodgeball and modified it.

TheBig3 11-20-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
Sucking cock is a way of life.

Where is it you live again?

1. Think that pepsi isn't the sucky ugly kid brother of coke.

2. go in through the out door (god I think thats just gross)

Scarlett O'Hara 11-20-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Where is it you live again?

NZ lol, why?

Imonlydancing 11-20-2005 07:26 AM

Eeesh.
Demon hunter, If you're a girl you'll surely break the first one of your 2...
If you're a boy...Mehh.

franscar 11-20-2005 07:32 AM

Girls love the ****.

And I love girls who love the ****.

Two things I'll never do:
1- Visit Iran
2- Play backgammon.

TheBig3 11-20-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by franscar
Girls love the ****.

And I love girls who love the ****.

Two things I'll never do:
1- Visit Iran
2- Play backgammon.

this should be memorialized in someones signature, this is a genius post.

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 02:05 PM

It should and i love sexual quotes so yeah.

*puts in sig*

for me


Kill someone
Molest a child

riseagainstrocks 11-20-2005 03:43 PM

1. Hook up with Hillary Clinton

2. Attend a Slipknot concert

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
haha, first of all, how old are you? and second....i give you a few months to a year before you break that one.

17. and i have had plenty (too many to count) opertunities to give head but like i said "EEHH GROSS!" and i don't get that low i don't care how much of a way of your life it is (vanilla-SICK!)
oh and jibber, i am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:finger:

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 09:20 PM

Hahah lesbian.

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
=O

Ya serious?


Oh well.

She listens to green day shell suck off her dad at some time or another.

YOU SICK F-UCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
so i like green day. plenty of people do you *******!!!!

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
Sucking cock is a way of life.

maybe a way of your life.

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 09:23 PM

Plenty of..LOSERS and MTV followers.

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:25 PM

there is a strong Following of Demon Hunters that like greenday...or so Ive heard

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Hahah lesbian.

HA! *******!:finger:

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
HA! *******!:finger:

I know i know.

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
HA! *******!:finger:

I can do that to...see look

****** **** ********* ****ing :finger: ***** ***hole:finger:

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
I know i know.

good now maybe youll get somewhere in life now that you know who you are!

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
good now maybe youll get somewhere in life now that you know who you are!

Probaly but im content with cyber raping little kids.

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Probaly but im content with cyber raping little kids.

that explains it all!!

Merkaba 11-20-2005 09:41 PM

Don't worry, when ladies hit the big 15 penises become larger than life.

You just haven't had the urges yet. They're ah coming though...

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:42 PM

Hear that Demon Hunter, in 10 years penises will matter

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
Hear that Demon Hunter, in 10 years penises will matter

they matter now but that doesn't mean that i got the urge to suck em.

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:46 PM

what would you like to do with them......draw a picture, read it a story, I hope i wont get banned for this

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
they matter now but that doesn't mean that i got the urge to suck em.

Oh so you only care if peni are being stuck in you?

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Oh so you only care if peni are being stuck in you?

when i said that penis do matter i ment i am fully aware of what they do and what can be done but they don't have to be stuck in your mouth to matter.

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
when i said that penis do matter i ment i am fully aware of what they do and what can be done but they don't have to be stuck in your mouth to matter.

Quit lying to yourself

demon hunter 11-20-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
Quit lying to yourself

you kno what? F-uck you and everybody else that had and ass-holish thing to say on this thread.

bungalow 11-20-2005 09:55 PM

OMG Lyk3 RoFLMfAO

Electric Eye 11-20-2005 11:28 PM

feck some pussy.

bungalow 11-20-2005 11:29 PM

If I were a mod, i would ban you


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