theladyofshalott

Nope.

The person below me would've left Jack tied up at the bottom of the Titanic...(random, I know but we were debating that in this class for some insane reason)

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“Sheep are vicious; bloodthirsty and vicious! They sit out in the paddocks dozily chewing on their grass and looking cute but secretly they’re plotting to take over the planet; them and hippos.”
“What did the hippos do?"
“They’re just so fat and slippery and they’re called hippopotamuses. You’ve got to be evil or severely warped with a name like that.”