Things that should have happened by 2007 (Organ)

TrampInaTux · 01-16-2006, 03:30 AM

My cult, where you try to regrow hamsters and can't speak Spanish, will have a cult war with either/or's cult. Due to our superior knowledge and power, we will recruit the services of none other than the American President, Paula Abdul. She will enlist her army to attack either/or, who will go into hiding for 2 months. However, when he returns, he enlists the help of the English queen (Madonna) who launches the British army against the USA army. This results in World War 3 (USA now owns the whole world-Australia is turned into a big McDonalds.) and it eventually ends up in the whole world being destroyed! However, just as the world is about to be destroyed, I will have used my backup army, the now civilised planet of Mars, to collect me from the destructive earth. They rescue me and take me back to their planet, where I make sweet love with the King's daughter, Klik Klik Derk, and have 19 alien babies. Only 2 live.

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01-16-2006, 03:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,412	My cult, where you try to regrow hamsters and can't speak Spanish, will have a cult war with either/or's cult. Due to our superior knowledge and power, we will recruit the services of none other than the American President, Paula Abdul. She will enlist her army to attack either/or, who will go into hiding for 2 months. However, when he returns, he enlists the help of the English queen (Madonna) who launches the British army against the USA army. This results in World War 3 (USA now owns the whole world-Australia is turned into a big McDonalds.) and it eventually ends up in the whole world being destroyed! However, just as the world is about to be destroyed, I will have used my backup army, the now civilised planet of Mars, to collect me from the destructive earth. They rescue me and take me back to their planet, where I make sweet love with the King's daughter, Klik Klik Derk, and have 19 alien babies. Only 2 live.