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Old 09-02-2017, 02:45 PM   #13941 (permalink)
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Go **** yourself that doesn't count. And you reminded me as if I needed it that my hair is starting to thin so go **** yourself with a -1/10.
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Old 09-02-2017, 02:48 PM   #13942 (permalink)
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Go **** yourself that doesn't count. And you reminded me as if I needed it that my hair is starting to thin so go **** yourself with a -1/10.
The joke was that a young Dr. Phil's high school photo/avatar doesn't know his future avatar self.

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Old 09-02-2017, 03:18 PM   #13943 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:22 PM   #13944 (permalink)
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Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

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Old 09-02-2017, 03:26 PM   #13945 (permalink)
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Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

For all that bulging chess club brain, amirte?
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:29 PM   #13946 (permalink)
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Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

I used to think that my one saving grace as a sex machine was that my family has good hair that doesn't thin or go grey beyond salt and pepper, but now that I have a growing bald spot on the top of my head and thinning hair at the corners of the top and sides of my head I'm ****ing scared. Thanks, dad, I guess. You're probably useless for even more reasons.
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Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

I can see you and your dad cruising around town trying to find balding guys and making fun of them like some kind of hardcore Head of Hair gang or something.

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^^ This was Dr. Phil's high school avatar making this statement in 1969 and the all y'all is him not knowing he's talking to roughly four or five 2017 Dr. Phils.
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:38 PM   #13948 (permalink)
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I used to think that my one saving grace as a sex machine was that my family has good hair that doesn't thin or go grey beyond salt and pepper, but now that I have a growing bald spot on the top of my head and thinning hair at the corners of the top and sides of my head I'm ****ing scared. Thanks, dad, I guess. You're probably useless for even more reasons.
You're old enough now to know: you never had any saving grace as a sex machine.
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:45 PM   #13949 (permalink)
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You're old enough now to know: you never had any saving grace as a sex machine.
A full head of thick hair will at least distract from my exposed penis.
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A full head of thick hair will at least distract from my exposed penis.
Assuming she's armed with a powerful magnifying glass!
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