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jazzfromhell 02-07-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay
jews always lose. its a scientific fact.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli...ence#Aftermath

Check out the casualties list on that last one.

TrampInaTux 05-04-2006 09:33 AM

I knew this thread had been made before.

Anyways, welcome Doc.DGAF to the rejuvenated Wandering Jews. J3WS PWNZORZ (although I'm not Jewish...)

MURDER JUNKIE 05-04-2006 09:42 AM

A gift hobo: http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/jew00000.gif

Enjoy as much as I do my toothless smiley

Doc.DGAF 05-04-2006 09:59 AM

Thw Wandering Jew/American Street Ninja reporting for...uh, well, nothing I guess.

Doc.DGAF 05-04-2006 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jazzfromhell

But we're not actually Jewish! Just greedy like Jews. Come on, "The Wandering Greedy People Club" sounds retarded. Thus, Wandering Jews!

Doc.DGAF 05-04-2006 10:35 AM

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=8655913

TrampInaTux 05-04-2006 10:40 AM

Cheers Murder, you are deeeee man. Now how do I actually use it?

MURDER JUNKIE 05-04-2006 09:56 PM

Put it in your photobucket and then post it as a img

Doc.DGAF 05-05-2006 07:04 AM

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=8656239

MURDER JUNKIE 05-05-2006 07:42 AM

Go Jew Ninjas!!! Go! Go!!

Doc.DGAF 05-05-2006 07:55 AM

Thought you might get a good pop outta that. Them text to voice things got no enthusiasm, makes it even funnier!

littleknowitall 05-06-2006 06:50 PM

this wandering jew thing...any perks? suicide pacts? donations? can i be leader? or second in command maybe?

littleknowitall 05-06-2006 06:50 PM

**** sorry posted the same thing twice.

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-06-2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moley
this wandering jew thing...any perks? suicide pacts? donations? can i be leader? or second in command maybe?

A free tea towel & camera phone apparently....

http://aoreport.com/images/jpgs/news...dox%20Jews.jpg

dog 05-08-2006 04:03 AM

theyre in the middle of the desert, where the hell did they get that camera phone?

Merkaba 05-08-2006 04:12 AM

They ordered them online, duh.

Doc.DGAF 05-08-2006 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz
theyre in the middle of the desert, where the hell did they get that camera phone?

It's a Wandering Jew requirement. Every now and then a Wandering Jew wanders too far, gotta call for a ride! The camera is a precaution for the Jew to record historic and/or stunning events! Such as...car accidents, your neighbor's boobs, etc. Or when a Wandering Jew must part the water, or banish a plague, etc.

MURDER JUNKIE 05-08-2006 07:33 AM

Sounds reasonable enough

Doc.DGAF 05-08-2006 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
Sounds reasonable enough

I can make sense sometimes!


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