The Wandering Jews
 

I'm starting an MB cult. It's called the wandering Jews. We basically do nothing different from anyone else, but it makes doing nothing seem so much cooler because you are in a cult. It's free. It's pointless. It's probably going to get me banned. Who wants to join?

naming a cult after me? im flattered!:love: :rofl:

I'll join because I wish to higher my self-esteem by joining a group on a forum. Yes, I'm that cool.

You're Jewish? Well no, it isn't about you. It's something Fenix said to me once and it's kind of stuck. Also I'd like to say to everyone to not be scared of me. this isn't a real cult. Just for fun. Please don't think I'm some blood drinking satan worshipping cult leader. I'm not. And that cult I was talking about with either/or about the dancing hamsters-that was made up. I promise...

I was doing some research and it turns out to be Jewish you have to get circumcised. I'm out.

Not in the wandering jews. You can do whatever the hell you like. This isn't so much a cult as a social centre. For retards. Who weren't loved enough as a child, so they want all the attention they can get in adulthood.

That does sound like me.

Hobo once named me an Honarary Wondering Jew...

So I will join.

Lol, MBDT is better.

Pfft, that'll be proven at the annual MB club thingies superbowl/world series/PGA tour/world cup faceoff.:shycouch:

What does sport have to do with it? Or at least that is what it sounds like haha.

By the way I'm joking before anyone gets their knickers in a twist and actually take it to heart.

The Wandering Jews will destroy the Dream Team, then circumcise their asses! (Realises asses cannot be circumcised.)

hmm sounds like a new catagory to me....

Sounds kinda g33ky to me.

No. It sounds kinda J3wish.

I thought it was Jewish baby's that DIDN'T get circumsized???

The female ones don't.

Well dur.

Female circumcision is possible, they do it in many african tribes. Its also pretty nasty (as you can imagine).

Male Jews have to be circumcised. Its part of the religion.

Wandering Jews don't though. They need the foreskin attached so that they can stretch it and use it as a makeshift sleeping bag on those cold, wandering winter nights. If they had it cut off they'd probably lose it.

Female circumsizition?! Ow....

Hahahah! That last thing was good :laughing:

But how many people here are Jewish? I don't think many, so it might be a flop.

I'm not J3wish. I just made myself a persona by making myself hobojesus, and now I'm forced to live woth the repurcussions. I hope no one here thinks I'm J3wish. I hate J3ws.

I am.

I hope you're kidding.

Im so glad to see that in today's society we've finially managed to get rid of anti-semitism...

I am kidding I really don't have any reason to hate Jews. I don't no any and probably never will do, as there are not many in England. It was just another reason to say J3ws. And get attention.

Ohohohoh.
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My english teacher is Jewish.
And we are doing driving miss daisy in english.
ha.

[[miss daisy is jewish.]]

I`m thinking of forming the Wondering Arab Suicide Bombers to kill this thread

To be blunt they cut off the clit. I'd join that one Urban as long as I can put the bomb on the thread and leave before it blows up.

OFF? like totally OFF?
That's not nice.
That's taking away future sexual pleasure.

I think you need to do a bit of research on exactly how Arab bombers work. :thumb:

Shush don`t tell him

Tell him what?

Oooo...that's one.

Jk.

Arabs vs Jews. Bring it.

I think you`ll find that history dictates that not many Jews follow cults headed up by people called Jesus

jews always lose. its a scientific fact.

that's the point. To curb potential promiscuity.

Are you serious? That's...not nice.