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Old 02-06-2006, 03:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Some TMJ (jaw) problem which means that I get a sore jaw joint more easily than most. Quite lucky I'm straight really...[/QUOTE]

Lol, yeah I have a f*cked up jaw too. It really pisses me off sometimes like when I'm talking or eating.
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Old 02-06-2006, 04:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Umm...

I can be anti-social

yeah...

....the muscle on my shoulder cramps up when I sleep to much..I named it carl...my very own carl...she wakes me up in the morning....
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:57 PM   #33 (permalink)
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-tendinitis in my right elbow (volleyball)
-chronic pinched nerves in both shoulders (volleyball)
-siatica (it's when the siatic nerve that runs down from your lower back down your leg get's pinched all the time, it's hereditary)
-messed up knee from tearing my left acl (volleyball)
-messed up knee from pulling my right mcl twice (skiing)
-TMJ (judas priest mentioned it earlier)
-really really weak ankle muscles from spraining both ankles i don't even know how many times (volleyball)
-bruising on the right iliac and ishium bones (almost healed up, from latest crash skiing)
-migraine headaches
-random bouts of insomnia
-and lots of random scars from many many random causes
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:06 PM   #34 (permalink)
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^ Haha you may as well not have any legs.

Slight breathing problem.
Poor blood circulation, I get bluish purple hands when it's cold in winter. COOL!
Semi bad posture, but I'm working on it.

Oh and I got a small scar from a fricken awesome accident. But I'm not mentioning it because I still have a piddly scar, I just wanted to mention I did the most kickarse double sommersault over the handlebars of a scooter when I was like 13.

That is all
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:08 PM   #35 (permalink)
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^ Haha you may as well not have any legs.

Slight breathing problem.
Poor blood circulation, I get bluish purple hands when it's cold in winter. COOL!
Semi bad posture, but I'm working on it.
haha, yeah my joints are f*cked. oh yeah, i have the same circulation problem you do, forgot to mention that.
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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chiped bone in my right elbow
scars all over my body in all places that could be shown like arms belly.. what not.. but i won't beause of the scars
i get migraine headaches all the time a few times a year one after the other.. for a few months..
anti-social problems..
rather paranoid... but sometimes i think if i weren't i'd be dead right now *looks around*
broken tail bone.. it hurts all the time.. if it gets really bad i have to get a back prace or soemthing... anwyays.. this happened when i was 12
very weak in the heart sense my last relationship
hairy arms for a girl EW!
needs to lose weight
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Old 02-06-2006, 10:08 PM   #37 (permalink)
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tendonitis in my right hand. major organization problems. i think i may have ADD but i havent been tested. compulsive spender. (which sucks).

oh and if i look straight at you...my eyes go from side to side like their vibrating or something...its strange, and it freaks people out to no end.
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:08 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in both wrists due to spanner wielding
Big dent in my skull caused by ex and engineers hammer
High blood pressure
compulsion to buy old cars
not very sociable
recovering alcoholic
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:47 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Ewww some of those sounded really rank.

I'm a healthy bitch. Good weight, good metabolism, good immune system.

Apart from a crazy toe I'm the healthiest person who actually admits it.
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Old 02-07-2006, 01:02 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I am vain and self centered

So let's talk more about me
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