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Mama Booze 02-06-2006 02:45 PM

Stuff thats wrong with you
 
Like...

Diseases
Idio syncrases [sp?]/issues
...etc.

~

Well...
I have a sleeping disorder.
I think people are watching me...in private times.
I have a "fear of abandonment"
I have an interent addiction

There's more too, but I'll add later

franscar 02-06-2006 03:01 PM

Part deaf in my right ear.
Colourblind.

adidasss 02-06-2006 03:07 PM

i'm perfect































oh c'mon, you knew that was coming....

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-06-2006 03:08 PM

Dodgy knee from an old rugby injury
No feeling in the end of my middle right hand finger from almost slicing it off.
Pinched nerve in the side of my face that gives me earache from time to time

sleepy jack 02-06-2006 03:11 PM

I have an injured *insert medical word here* in my knee.
Sprained Wrist.
Sprained Ankle.
I also have ADHD/ADD *shock =O*

right-track 02-06-2006 03:12 PM

My skull is solid bone...to the core!

Mama Booze 02-06-2006 03:13 PM

I didn't think that was possible, right track...interesting.

right-track 02-06-2006 03:17 PM

I also have tourettes syndrome you bunch of fuckin' wankers...bollocks twat.

Mama Booze 02-06-2006 03:18 PM

Haha classic.

....

Do you really?

adidasss 02-06-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
I also have touretts syndrome you bunch of fucin' wankers...bollocks twat.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

right-track 02-06-2006 03:20 PM

I'm also a compulsive liar and an astronaut.

Mama Booze 02-06-2006 03:21 PM

I used to be a compulsive liar.
Ooh I'm a hypocondriact too.

right-track 02-06-2006 03:24 PM

I also suffer from extreme bouts of depression that cause me to periodically ruin my life...











...I'm not kidding. ;)

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-06-2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
I also suffer from extreme bouts of depression that cause me to periodically ruin my life...

Take it to the emo forum

adidasss 02-06-2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Take it to the emo forum

hahahaha...man richard, you're on a roll tonight.....:)

right-track 02-06-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Take it to the emo forum

Nah...too many miserable bastards.

holdyoualways 02-06-2006 03:27 PM

my breath stinks. like, all the time. & im currently pissed off.

Mama Booze 02-06-2006 03:27 PM

Ooh I also have a thyroid condition.
Well.
I think I do. And it runs in my family. So I bealive I do.

right-track 02-06-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways
my breath stinks. like, all the time. & im currently pissed off.

:laughing:

DontRunMeOver 02-06-2006 03:28 PM

Dyslexia, or as Jimmy Carr put it 'middle class stupid'.

Some TMJ (jaw) problem which means that I get a sore jaw joint more easily than most. Quite lucky I'm straight really...

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-06-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
Ooh I also have a thyroid condition.
Well.
I think I do. And it runs in my family. So I bealive I do.

Maybe it`s down to inbreeding

Mama Booze 02-06-2006 03:30 PM

I'm not inbred :(

DontRunMeOver 02-06-2006 03:31 PM

Shame, you could have added it to the list.

holdyoualways 02-06-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
:laughing:

its seriously sad. gun, brushing, mouth wash. doesnt work. especially when i drink tea. which i just did.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-06-2006 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Shame, you could have added it to the list.

Doubt she could

Each post has a 10,000 letter limit

DontRunMeOver 02-06-2006 03:32 PM

How about eating garlic, at least then you can blame it on something.

right-track 02-06-2006 03:33 PM

Every time my mother- in -law leans forward to kiss me on the cheek, I get the urge to headbutt her. Is this normal?

DontRunMeOver 02-06-2006 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
Every time my mother- in -law leans forward to kiss me on the cheek, I get the urge to headbutt her. Is this normal?

In some cultures it would be. The morramorra pygmies of central Congo use violence as a form of greeting and its actually considered rude not to cause a friend physical pain when you meet them.

right-track 02-06-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways
its seriously sad. gun, brushing, mouth wash. doesnt work. especially when i drink tea. which i just did.

I'm suprised that doesn't work. Have you tried a higher calibre?

holdyoualways 02-06-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
I'm suprised that doesn't work. Have you tried a higher calibre?

no, but i should definetely try that.

judas_priest 02-06-2006 03:48 PM

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Some TMJ (jaw) problem which means that I get a sore jaw joint more easily than most. Quite lucky I'm straight really...[/QUOTE]

Lol, yeah I have a f*cked up jaw too. It really pisses me off sometimes like when I'm talking or eating.:laughing:

mosesandtherubberducky 02-06-2006 04:28 PM

Umm...

I can be anti-social

yeah...

....the muscle on my shoulder cramps up when I sleep to much..I named it carl...my very own carl...she wakes me up in the morning....

jibber 02-06-2006 05:57 PM

-tendinitis in my right elbow (volleyball)
-chronic pinched nerves in both shoulders (volleyball)
-siatica (it's when the siatic nerve that runs down from your lower back down your leg get's pinched all the time, it's hereditary)
-messed up knee from tearing my left acl (volleyball)
-messed up knee from pulling my right mcl twice (skiing)
-TMJ (judas priest mentioned it earlier)
-really really weak ankle muscles from spraining both ankles i don't even know how many times (volleyball)
-bruising on the right iliac and ishium bones (almost healed up, from latest crash skiing)
-migraine headaches
-random bouts of insomnia
-and lots of random scars from many many random causes

Merkaba 02-06-2006 07:06 PM

^ Haha you may as well not have any legs.

Slight breathing problem.
Poor blood circulation, I get bluish purple hands when it's cold in winter. COOL!
Semi bad posture, but I'm working on it.

Oh and I got a small scar from a fricken awesome accident. But I'm not mentioning it because I still have a piddly scar, I just wanted to mention I did the most kickarse double sommersault over the handlebars of a scooter when I was like 13.

That is all:D

jibber 02-06-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
^ Haha you may as well not have any legs.

Slight breathing problem.
Poor blood circulation, I get bluish purple hands when it's cold in winter. COOL!
Semi bad posture, but I'm working on it.

haha, yeah my joints are f*cked. oh yeah, i have the same circulation problem you do, forgot to mention that.

explosions-in-my-pants 02-06-2006 07:43 PM

chiped bone in my right elbow
scars all over my body in all places that could be shown like arms belly.. what not.. but i won't beause of the scars
i get migraine headaches all the time a few times a year one after the other.. for a few months..
anti-social problems..
rather paranoid... but sometimes i think if i weren't i'd be dead right now *looks around*
broken tail bone.. it hurts all the time.. if it gets really bad i have to get a back prace or soemthing... anwyays.. this happened when i was 12
very weak in the heart sense my last relationship
hairy arms for a girl EW!
needs to lose weight

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-06-2006 10:08 PM

tendonitis in my right hand. major organization problems. i think i may have ADD but i havent been tested. compulsive spender. (which sucks).

oh and if i look straight at you...my eyes go from side to side like their vibrating or something...its strange, and it freaks people out to no end.

Cheese 02-07-2006 12:08 AM

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in both wrists due to spanner wielding
Big dent in my skull caused by ex and engineers hammer
High blood pressure
compulsion to buy old cars
not very sociable
recovering alcoholic

Scarlett O'Hara 02-07-2006 12:47 AM

Ewww some of those sounded really rank.

I'm a healthy bitch. Good weight, good metabolism, good immune system.

Apart from a crazy toe I'm the healthiest person who actually admits it.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-07-2006 01:02 AM

I am vain and self centered

So let's talk more about me :pimp:


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