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TrampInaTux 02-14-2006 01:53 PM

I want to slap...
 
Name a singer with a face that you just want to slap. You know the type-they might look arrogant, annoying, stupid... they just have that look about them that really makes you want to hit them.

Band_Junkie 02-14-2006 02:05 PM

snoop dogg
 
fo shizzle ma nizzle i would want to slappizzle snoop doggy dogizzle. i dont know why i just would

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-14-2006 02:13 PM

it never ceases does it hobo...

id slap 50cent....if i had a deathwish...which i dont.

TrampInaTux 02-14-2006 02:16 PM

I think mine would definetly be the lead from the Arctic Monkeys-or Pete Doherty. And PTS believe it or not I DID put thought into this thread. I'm a changed man, I say!

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-14-2006 02:21 PM

I don`t really need to say anything here do i?

TrampInaTux 02-14-2006 02:22 PM

Yes. You do.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-14-2006 02:25 PM

But I thought my hatred of a certain Irishman was legendary

TrampInaTux 02-14-2006 02:34 PM

You thought wrong.

bungalow 02-14-2006 02:41 PM

I wanna slap bono......
























Actually, I just wanted to steal Urban's thunder

TrampInaTux 02-14-2006 02:44 PM

Oooooooooh. Now I remember Urban's dislike of Bono. I think the man's okay. Although his face IS somewhat slappable.

Mama Booze 02-14-2006 02:46 PM

We are talking about Cher's ex husband, roight???

I'd really take great pleasure in slapping Clay Aiken :]
Annnd Ashley Simpson :]

bungalow 02-14-2006 02:46 PM

I wanna slap madeinNY....really bad

Mama Booze 02-14-2006 02:47 PM

I'd do more than slap you my dearest bungalow :]

right-track 02-14-2006 02:48 PM

Liam Gallagher.
But it has to be a head butt, slapping's not nearly good enough.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-14-2006 02:54 PM

Charlotte Church....












































`s ass while i`m doing her from behind

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-14-2006 06:12 PM

^hahahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
We are talking about Cher's ex husband, roight???

I'd really take great pleasure in slapping Clay Aiken :]
Annnd Ashley Simpson :]

BONO...from U2.... come on....

mosesandtherubberducky 02-14-2006 07:13 PM

Daron from SOAD. I would shoot him but he says "SUGAAA" so I can't but I can break his fingers and gouge his eyes out.

explosions-in-my-pants 02-14-2006 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe
^hahahahaha


BONO...from U2.... come on....

i think she was joking.. not sure.. but i bet she is...

tell them you were joking TELL THEM! hehe

mariah carey for only making one good album.. even tho that wasn't that good.. and for being a fake..and well its mean to say but hell she should not needs but looks better with less weight on... i mean there is a point where you have a ass.. then you just have way to much ass, and way to much tigh.. and well her chest is just way to big. she has a small frame.. god she used to be a model.. she just looks bad at lest to me..

she looked good on the "Butterfly" album cover.. she was hot there.

ps.. EDIT: its not that i have a problem with her being over weight. i'm just saying the truth.. anyways.. i'm 5"4 and chubbish well i think so.. but i have a really small frame so even if i was 115 i would look chubby.... but ya.. you get my point

Mama Booze 02-14-2006 07:39 PM

Uhhhhmm...
Yes I was joking.

IamAlejo 02-14-2006 08:23 PM

bono with ease.

Laces Out Dan! 02-14-2006 08:37 PM

I would do a driveBy slap on MSI

MURDER JUNKIE 02-14-2006 10:57 PM

Connor Oberst - I would slap the fukking taste out of his ridiculous mouth

TheBig3 02-14-2006 11:00 PM

I would slap the warbaling waiver that sounds like he's on the border of crying out of his affected singing voice. That ruins too many well written songs.

You know the un-emo ones.

Merkaba 02-15-2006 12:46 AM

You mean the guy from muse?

Cheese 02-15-2006 12:50 AM

Robbie Williams

Merkaba 02-15-2006 01:02 AM

Justin Timberlake.

Just to see if he'll cry me a river.

The little bitch.

holdyoualways 02-15-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus
Name a singer with a face that you just want to slap. You know the type-they might look arrogant, annoying, stupid... they just have that look about them that really makes you want to hit them.

ashlee simpson
kelly clarkson
50 cent
kanye west
hillary duff
& i think most of you should know who number one contender is for me

right-track 02-15-2006 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman
Robbie Williams

Yes, him, well said.
Slap him hard, with a cricket bat.

Loved it when Noel Gallagher described him as, "just a fat dancer from Take That".

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-15-2006 11:34 AM

Can`t we shove it up his arse sideways first?

right-track 02-15-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Can`t we shove it up his arse sideways first?

Judging by the size of his fat lardy arse, I'd say that was quite possible.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-15-2006 11:41 AM

I even have some barbed wire & rusty nails we could stick around it

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-15-2006 11:43 AM

This is without doubt the most repulsive thing I have ever seen.

In fact it`s so repulsive i`m not going to even post it here

*WARNING - THIS WILL MELT YOUR EYEBALLS AND MAY CAUSE PROJECTILE VOMITING*

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/arch...ms_214626g.jpg

right-track 02-15-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
This is without doubt the most repulsive thing I have ever seen.

In fact it`s so repulsive i`m not going to even post it here

*WARNING - THIS WILL MELT YOUR EYEBALLS AND MAY CAUSE PROJECTILE VOMITING*

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/arch...ms_214626g.jpg

He's a right twat...isn't he!

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-15-2006 11:50 AM

Someone should tell him fat twats from Stoke shouldn`t attempt rapping

explosions-in-my-pants 02-15-2006 12:14 PM

hahahahaha as strange as this will sound.. my ex used to do that all the time..and run around saying i'm and girl i'm a girl to make me laugh after he made me feel like a idiot..

LukeM_UK 02-16-2006 06:47 AM

I'd love to give both Robbie Williams and Ronan Keating, a good hard slap on the face!! :D :laughing:

Ensemble 02-19-2006 07:45 PM

I hate Carie Underwood! I want to slap her until she cries a little. SLAPSLAPSLAP!

explosions-in-my-pants 02-19-2006 07:54 PM

i completely agree with you.. but now i'm pissed. thanks i forgot all about her till ... NOW!

SeaShells 02-22-2006 05:30 AM

I'll slap all those people who want to slap Bono.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-22-2006 07:34 AM

^that would take an awfully long time


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