Crazy Teachers
 

Hey, ever had a teacher go nuts in the middle of a class?
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One time in Kindergarten my over-weight kindergarten teacher freaked out on water-balloon day and walked out of the class lol.

Then today my friend Willy was telling me his health teacher went insane and started yelling "IF YOU SMOKE YOU'RE A JERK, DON'T SMOKE OR YOU'RE A JERK!!" hahaha then apparently this one girl went "I think you're being offensive." Then the teacher said "MAYBE YOU'RE A JERK THEN!!"

Ahaha. The last one's funny..

Yea I almost died when we has telling me.
He was doing the motions, too.

I had this really odd French teacher that was prone to wild mood swings.

One day this kid kept fiddling in his bag so this teacher snatched it off him & chucked it out the window.

Smashing the open window in on the floor below.

One time.
My math teacher in 8th grade.
Went on this rampage when she found out one of her pet students was getting bullied.
And we got to listen to her RIVETING story of how she was teased in high school.
And she was sobbing hysterically.
I thought she was going to like, physically assult the kids who were doing it.
It was the most entertaining class period of my life

My spanish teacher was like handing out work and someone said something and the bitc.h just flipped......threw the work across the room and ran out of the class...then she came back in and yelled at all of us to close our eyes and put our heads down....about 1/4 of the class didnt and this one girl said dont be pussy's you guys dont have to put your heads down...the teacher replies by screamin "WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK!" this was last semester

One time, my teacher called me a niggaHHHHH, and I flipped out about it, and made him explain what he was doing to the entire nation.

ha.
i didnt actually witness this but i was in the next room with a different teacher.
my original homeroom teacher left cuz she was prego. so we got this fairly large & annoying sub teacher. this was in 7th grade mind you. so i was in the next room with the rest of the class in english or somewhat & we hear her literally screaming at this one kid & she was the word "freaking" or something. now in 7th grade, for teacher to one scream at a kid & two say freaking was a big deal. & she was loud too. found out later that she was screaming at a kid who loved to push teachers buttons. i probably wouldve done the same thing.

I've made Subs Cry :)

EDIT: With the help of friends in the class

My English teacher from last year (who is the subject of many great stories, himself) told us that one time a very old teacher at our school had his students start working on something. He sat down in his chair, and sometime between then and the end of the period, peacefully and silently died. The students in that period didn't notice, and when the bell rang left for the next period. The next class of students came in, and went about their business for something like twenty minutes before one of them decided something must be wrong and went to the office to report that the teacher was apparently dead.

^^haha thats classic.

The only totally crazy teachers I've had are all French teachers. Honestly there's something about French teachers that just makes you think 'emotional breakdown'. The first one was this really dumb teacher we had. She let the class walk all over her and everybody thought she was to plain stupid to care. Until one day she just stood up and started crying. Honestly, she never even spoke. Just got up then started crying. She tried to speak but you couldn't hear her, it all came out as gibberish. She never even left the room, she just waited until the tears had stopped and sat back down, getting on with her work.

Another French teacher of ours was okay when she first started teaching us. But then as we started to talk more in lesson, thinking because she was so nice we could get away with it, she started to get more and more moody. Then the French lessons turned into lessons on how pathetic we all were. And if you talked at any point during these 50 minute rants, she would look straight at you as if she was going to kill you and try and rip you apart. The thing is no one was really affected by it, but if we had been weaker kids then I'm sure we would have been. Thankfully the teacher left.

Yet another French teacher of ours was possibly the most emotionally unstable woman in the world. She would regularly come closs to tears during lessons and run out the room. She would always bring in a senior member of the school, who was clearly annoyed by her himself. It was horrible but also kinda funny, because the kids would always have little digs at her to see how long it would take her to break down. It turns out that she couldn't go through more than 3 minutes without running out. My mate told me that he had a lesson with her and she burst into tears in front of them all, then shouted "I don't give a sh*t!" She spent the rest of the lesson thinking she was clever and strutted around the room because she swore in front of the class. I wish I would have been there.

My god........best story ever....RIP Mr.English teacher

My cookery teacher had a nervous breakdown triggered by someone leaving a flourey seive out...

She was wellcool. She shouted at me, warning me Id give my family Salmonella, or however its spelt.

You're a nice lady, Jes.