Crazy Teachers (French, Bell)

Mama Booze · 02-16-2006, 06:49 PM

Hey, ever had a teacher go nuts in the middle of a class?
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One time in Kindergarten my over-weight kindergarten teacher freaked out on water-balloon day and walked out of the class lol.

Then today my friend Willy was telling me his health teacher went insane and started yelling "IF YOU SMOKE YOU'RE A JERK, DON'T SMOKE OR YOU'RE A JERK!!" hahaha then apparently this one girl went "I think you're being offensive." Then the teacher said "MAYBE YOU'RE A JERK THEN!!"

.angie. · 02-16-2006, 06:52 PM

Ahaha. The last one's funny..

Mama Booze · 02-16-2006, 06:53 PM

Yea I almost died when we has telling me.
He was doing the motions, too.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-16-2006, 07:39 PM

I had this really odd French teacher that was prone to wild mood swings.

One day this kid kept fiddling in his bag so this teacher snatched it off him & chucked it out the window.

Smashing the open window in on the floor below.

BlueEyedSuicide · 02-16-2006, 07:45 PM

One time.
My math teacher in 8th grade.
Went on this rampage when she found out one of her pet students was getting bullied.
And we got to listen to her RIVETING story of how she was teased in high school.
And she was sobbing hysterically.
I thought she was going to like, physically assult the kids who were doing it.
It was the most entertaining class period of my life

Laces Out Dan! · 02-16-2006, 07:52 PM

My spanish teacher was like handing out work and someone said something and the bitc.h just flipped......threw the work across the room and ran out of the class...then she came back in and yelled at all of us to close our eyes and put our heads down....about 1/4 of the class didnt and this one girl said dont be pussy's you guys dont have to put your heads down...the teacher replies by screamin "WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK!" this was last semester

~~bungalow~~ · 02-17-2006, 09:30 AM

One time, my teacher called me a niggaHHHHH, and I flipped out about it, and made him explain what he was doing to the entire nation.

holdyoualways · 02-17-2006, 09:40 AM

ha.
i didnt actually witness this but i was in the next room with a different teacher.
my original homeroom teacher left cuz she was prego. so we got this fairly large & annoying sub teacher. this was in 7th grade mind you. so i was in the next room with the rest of the class in english or somewhat & we hear her literally screaming at this one kid & she was the word "freaking" or something. now in 7th grade, for teacher to one scream at a kid & two say freaking was a big deal. & she was loud too. found out later that she was screaming at a kid who loved to push teachers buttons. i probably wouldve done the same thing.

Laces Out Dan! · 02-18-2006, 02:39 PM

I've made Subs Cry

EDIT: With the help of friends in the class

jazzfromhell · 02-18-2006, 03:05 PM

My English teacher from last year (who is the subject of many great stories, himself) told us that one time a very old teacher at our school had his students start working on something. He sat down in his chair, and sometime between then and the end of the period, peacefully and silently died. The students in that period didn't notice, and when the bell rang left for the next period. The next class of students came in, and went about their business for something like twenty minutes before one of them decided something must be wrong and went to the office to report that the teacher was apparently dead.

02-16-2006, 06:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Crazy Teachers Hey, ever had a teacher go nuts in the middle of a class? --- One time in Kindergarten my over-weight kindergarten teacher freaked out on water-balloon day and walked out of the class lol. Then today my friend Willy was telling me his health teacher went insane and started yelling "IF YOU SMOKE YOU'RE A JERK, DON'T SMOKE OR YOU'RE A JERK!!" hahaha then apparently this one girl went "I think you're being offensive." Then the teacher said "MAYBE YOU'RE A JERK THEN!!"

02-16-2006, 06:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 661	Ahaha. The last one's funny.. __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

02-16-2006, 07:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I had this really odd French teacher that was prone to wild mood swings. One day this kid kept fiddling in his bag so this teacher snatched it off him & chucked it out the window. Smashing the open window in on the floor below. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-16-2006, 07:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
BlueEyedSuicide Arienette Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 48	One time. My math teacher in 8th grade. Went on this rampage when she found out one of her pet students was getting bullied. And we got to listen to her RIVETING story of how she was teased in high school. And she was sobbing hysterically. I thought she was going to like, physically assult the kids who were doing it. It was the most entertaining class period of my life __________________ ethan (is this death really you?) says: jes id fly oover there and slap you except moer like poke you cause, slapping hurts ethan (is this death really you?) says: but i wouldnt poke you gently! it would be a non-painful but still noticeable kind of a poke

02-16-2006, 07:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	My spanish teacher was like handing out work and someone said something and the bitc.h just flipped......threw the work across the room and ran out of the class...then she came back in and yelled at all of us to close our eyes and put our heads down....about 1/4 of the class didnt and this one girl said dont be pussy's you guys dont have to put your heads down...the teacher replies by screamin "WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK!" this was last semester __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

02-16-2006, 06:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Yea I almost died when we has telling me. He was doing the motions, too.

02-17-2006, 09:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	One time, my teacher called me a niggaHHHHH, and I flipped out about it, and made him explain what he was doing to the entire nation.

02-17-2006, 09:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	ha. i didnt actually witness this but i was in the next room with a different teacher. my original homeroom teacher left cuz she was prego. so we got this fairly large & annoying sub teacher. this was in 7th grade mind you. so i was in the next room with the rest of the class in english or somewhat & we hear her literally screaming at this one kid & she was the word "freaking" or something. now in 7th grade, for teacher to one scream at a kid & two say freaking was a big deal. & she was loud too. found out later that she was screaming at a kid who loved to push teachers buttons. i probably wouldve done the same thing. __________________ You're my satellite <3

02-18-2006, 02:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I've made Subs Cry EDIT: With the help of friends in the class __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

02-18-2006, 03:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	My English teacher from last year (who is the subject of many great stories, himself) told us that one time a very old teacher at our school had his students start working on something. He sat down in his chair, and sometime between then and the end of the period, peacefully and silently died. The students in that period didn't notice, and when the bell rang left for the next period. The next class of students came in, and went about their business for something like twenty minutes before one of them decided something must be wrong and went to the office to report that the teacher was apparently dead.