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Mama Booze 02-19-2006 08:36 AM

What would your suicide note look like?
 
Hey thanks for the idea Urban:D

Mine...

I love you mom&dad...granmama, poppa dude, granma doris, papa mike, nan&andy, all my family&friends...BUGGY hehe. Josh I'm sorry I left you when you were so young, you'll grow up to be a find young lad, love you lots lil bro...
This is no ones fault but my own, please no one feel guilty. Dana Hart, stop being a bitch and love everyone you can while you can. Oreo&Rachel&Geoff&Lesley&Loz&Ella&Bri&Matt&Rozi&Je ss&Crazy&Sabrina...You've all been such good friends to me, and I'm really sorry we fell out, Matt...love you all dearly.
Tyler, you've been a bad boyfriend, and now you can answer my question, "would you cry if I died?"...still love you, no hard feelings.
Lacee, you can be really nice sometimes and sometimes rather mean but I love you anyway&accept our differences...
Luke Williams, I actually kinda like you and I enjoy the laughs we have in english...
Mrs. Blanchfield, Mr. Brownel, Miss Hensel, Mrs. VanD, Miss Titus, Mr. Child, Mr. Otto, Mrs. Kershaw, Mrs. Gordon, Mrs. Peters...you guys are great and I love you all in a way.
Paula Abdul&Simon Cowell...wow, you guys have got me through some stuff...if I'm having a bad day I look forward to Idol, and I love you guys oh so much. Simon, man, I think I'm actually IN love with you hehe.
Catherine Zeta-Jones...I love you alot too...you're so beautiful and my inspiration and I just love you.
Angelina Jolie...I love you for being yourself and taking a stand.
Everyone be nice to everyone, spread love. Love makes the world go 'round...love with your hearts. LOVE.
Mommy...I love you so much mommy, I love you! There are no words...I LOVE YOU. You, too Daddy, n J, n Buggy, n gram n gramps [both sets].

I love you all if you're on this list.
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Oh yes, no flaming in this thread, just suicide notes.
No one really kill themselves, mmmmkay?

bungalow 02-19-2006 08:42 AM

you BROKE my LIFE


do me a favore.....

call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo Mission Viejo, CA 92692.
tell them to go down the hall to the bathroom.
im soo sorry <3

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 08:44 AM

HAHAH. Who are you, the guy from myspace? :laughing:

explosions-in-my-pants 02-19-2006 09:06 AM

if you look at it right, i owe you no real love note saying i'm sorry, i'm sorry i'm going to kill myself.. because if i felt loved or needed at all i wouldn't be writing this note to make you feel like you could have treated me better and i'd still be here.. so just one thing, this goes for everyone..

thanks alot you ****ers..

goodbye!
--------------------------------------

that would be mine... but i doubt i'd ever write one.

bungalow 02-19-2006 09:14 AM

We can only pray that the time will come when madeinNY will put her note to use

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 09:17 AM

I'm 12, you idiot, do you really want an innocent child to kill her self?
YOU HEARTLESS WANK.
*sob sob*

jibber 02-19-2006 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
Hey thanks for the idea Urban:D

Mine...

I love you mom&dad...granmama, poppa dude, granma doris, papa mike, nan&andy, all my family&friends...BUGGY hehe. Josh I'm sorry I left you when you were so young, you'll grow up to be a find young lad, love you lots lil bro...
This is no ones fault but my own, please no one feel guilty. Dana Hart, stop being a bitch and love everyone you can while you can. Oreo&Rachel&Geoff&Lesley&Loz&Ella&Bri&Matt&Rozi&Je ss&Crazy&Sabrina...You've all been such good friends to me, and I'm really sorry we fell out, Matt...love you all dearly.
Tyler, you've been a bad boyfriend, and now you can answer my question, "would you cry if I died?"...still love you, no hard feelings.
Lacee, you can be really nice sometimes and sometimes rather mean but I love you anyway&accept our differences...
Luke Williams, I actually kinda like you and I enjoy the laughs we have in english...
Mrs. Blanchfield, Mr. Brownel, Miss Hensel, Mrs. VanD, Miss Titus, Mr. Child, Mr. Otto, Mrs. Kershaw, Mrs. Gordon, Mrs. Peters...you guys are great and I love you all in a way.
Paula Abdul&Simon Cowell...wow, you guys have got me through some stuff...if I'm having a bad day I look forward to Idol, and I love you guys oh so much. Simon, man, I think I'm actually IN love with you hehe.
Catherine Zeta-Jones...I love you alot too...you're so beautiful and my inspiration and I just love you.
Angelina Jolie...I love you for being yourself and taking a stand.
Everyone be nice to everyone, spread love. Love makes the world go 'round...love with your hearts. LOVE.
Mommy...I love you so much mommy, I love you! There are no words...I LOVE YOU. You, too Daddy, n J, n Buggy, n gram n gramps [both sets].

I love you all if you're on this list.
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Oh yes, no flaming in this thread, just suicide notes.
No one really kill themselves, mmmmkay?


hahahaha, you really expect people not to flame you for this?

This thread is just yet another pathetic attempt of yours to get more attention. and yes, I realize that by replying I'm giving you more attention, but let's all just ignore the irony for a minute. I hope a mod sees this soon and closes it. We don't need another one of your "i'm depressed! everyone be concerned for me! worry about the poor tormented little 12-year-old!" threads.

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 05:08 PM

Um no.
Urban gave me the idea for this thread.
I'm not depressed.

bungalow 02-19-2006 05:54 PM

haha, if Urban actually thought this a good idea for a thread, he would have made it himself. Instead he gave it to you.......what does that tell you

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 05:56 PM

it tells me to tell you to go look in the "stuff that's wrong with you thread" and look at Urbans post on the second to last/last page.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-19-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
Um no.
Urban gave me the idea for this thread.
I'm not depressed.

It`s called irony

Look it up sometime

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 06:15 PM

I know what it was.
I just like to throw things in people's faces.
Nothing personal.

adidasss 02-19-2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
I'm 12, you idiot, do you really want an innocent child to kill her self?
YOU HEARTLESS WANK.
*sob sob*

hahaha...man, you're awsome....

Merkaba 02-19-2006 08:22 PM

*Immitates someexoticbooze*

"Hi! You may remember me from such pointless shitty threads as 'Death Threats from someone you know online... ' or 'Post Something Rather Interestante`...'. Today I bring you the next chapter in my horrendous series of pointless threads 'What would you're suicide note look like?', a blatantly good reminder for everyone to remember that the games forum is not worth their time while I continue to post."

Adidasss wanna compete for forum bastard:p:

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 08:23 PM

HAHAH :rofl: that was awesome man, really. :rofl:

bungalow 02-19-2006 09:23 PM

I really don't think she gets it......*sigh*

explosions-in-my-pants 02-19-2006 09:34 PM

maybe you don't get it.. like really if you honestly think she's not getting the point, then stop posting in the thread.. get the point.. *sigh*

Mama Booze 02-19-2006 09:53 PM

No I get the point.
I'm just making fun of you.

EDGE 02-19-2006 10:26 PM

ha.

Cheese 02-20-2006 01:09 AM

My suicide note would look like a perfectly clean sheet of paper as I've no plans on taking the cowards way out.Suicide is a selfish act.

You say you're only twelve, ffs you haven't even lived yet so why talk sh*t about suicide:usehead:

And yes I know it's just a hypothetical situation and all, but it's a pretty dire thing to be making fun of.

adidasss 02-20-2006 03:45 AM

yeah lex, it's really not something you can joke about, and you're not even in your teens, you'll have plenty of time to contemplate suicide once you become a teenager...:)

oh and cheeseman, i agree that suicide is a cowardly way to go, but i also have compassion for those who seriously contemplate it and especially cronically depressed people....we can't understand what it's like, but from what i've heard, it's hell on earth.....and i can't be judgmental about someone who wants to end their suffering.....

dog 02-20-2006 05:32 AM

^ i was gonna say the same thing, about my compassion for suicidal people.

mine would just say "cremate me, forget me" or something along the lines about how i wouldnt want anyone grieving.

Mama Booze 02-20-2006 06:39 AM

mehsorry. twas all in good fun :]

riseagainstrocks 02-20-2006 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
you BROKE my LIFE


do me a favore.....

call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo Mission Viejo, CA 92692.
tell them to go down the hall to the bathroom.
im soo sorry <3


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh gosh, I truly laughed out loud.

and this is an odd thread. I don't really want to commit suicide.

sleepy jack 02-20-2006 01:56 PM

And I can't make it on my own.
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

</3

explosions-in-my-pants 02-20-2006 02:06 PM

i was lost and dead with out you
so i look beyond your lies
little did i know i could never realize
so sit and look at your picture
think of all the happy times
i sit and cry at the only memory of love
i fall into the depths of my heart
an cutcutcut my broken heart
through my wrist bleed my pain
my heart it still grows strong
for your empty little ****ing heart
will never have a true hold of mine
goodbye to the sorrows of tomorrow...


:D

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-20-2006 02:10 PM

Popped out

Please feed the cat

xxx

bungalow 02-20-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
mehsorry. twas all in good fun :]

If your idea of fun is writing suicide notes, then they have a spot for you at the asylum.

Mama Booze 02-20-2006 02:13 PM

Been there, done that.
HAHA just kidding.
It's just fun to see what people would say in their final hours, that's all.

riseagainstrocks 02-20-2006 02:23 PM

obviously something along the lines of how much they hate people.

right-track 02-20-2006 02:33 PM

sorry about the mess...nothing a bit of elbow grease won't shift.
Tarra.

Sneer 02-20-2006 02:40 PM

mine..a piece of toilet paper with a skid mark.

adidasss 02-20-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
sorry about the mess...nothing a bit of elbow grease won't shift.
Tarra.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
you're such a bastard....

EDGE 02-20-2006 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LedZepStu
mine..a piece of toilet paper with a skid mark.

:laughing:

Cheese 02-21-2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss
yeah lex, it's really not something you can joke about, and you're not even in your teens, you'll have plenty of time to contemplate suicide once you become a teenager...:)

oh and cheeseman, i agree that suicide is a cowardly way to go, but i also have compassion for those who seriously contemplate it and especially cronically depressed people....we can't understand what it's like, but from what i've heard, it's hell on earth.....and i can't be judgmental about someone who wants to end their suffering.....

You'll find no compassion here towards losers.

jibber 02-21-2006 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheeseman
You'll find no compassion here towards losers.

so anyone who commits suicide is a loser? When I first read that post I was actually angry, but now i just feel sorry for you that you're that uncaring and that incapable of having sympathy for others.

Cheese 02-21-2006 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
so anyone who commits suicide is a loser? When I first read that post I was actually angry, but now i just feel sorry for you that you're that uncaring and that incapable of having sympathy for others.

I have no sympathy for f*cksticks who kill themselves without a second thought for those left behind...............Selfish c*nts:mad:

My best mate killed himself because his girlfriend left him............I didn't even bother attending the funeral service.

adidasss 02-21-2006 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheeseman
I have no sympathy for f*cksticks who kill themselves without a second thought for those left behind...............Selfish c*nts:mad:

My best mate killed himself because his girlfriend left him............I didn't even bother attending the funeral service.

friend, i think you're full of shit....noone can be that heartless....i'm sure you missed him after he was gonna and was sorry that it happened....

dog 02-21-2006 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Popped out

Please feed the cat

xxx


haahahaha

incesticide 02-21-2006 02:50 PM

Im not that dumb.


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