Dying of a crushed face doesn't appeal to me.
I don't actually drive, but on occasions take a taxi. The weekly shopping etc...that kind of thing.
I usually sit in the back seat (I know most don't have airbags in the back, especially black cabs), but my biggest fear is of dying an ironic death...I'd never live it down.
However, in future I will be carrying a deflated beach-ball at all times.
Though the taxi driver will have to wait while I inflate it before commencing the journey.
I may look stupid, but this is serious business.

Thanks for the advice. :beer:

Hah. Thats ace.

Anyway, I got :
Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Ohwell. At least if Im goin down, Im takin everyone else with me :)

:rofl: :rofl: :clap:

I recall reading somewhere (a good time ago) and it may have happened in America, that some woman got caught up in the cogs and mechanism (or summat) and was eaten alive by an escalator.
What a way to die. :(

I will be 89 and shot by 3 jealous wives

"You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

wicked!

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

(That was my real answer. I made the earlier one up...)

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

um. ok. me is not gonna have a dog.

God your sig makes me happy.

Something about hepatitis on my part. I didn't pay much attention to it. I'm a Christian Scientist, I don't believe in medicine.