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Merkaba 04-27-2006 10:17 PM

Cramp: Sworn Enemy of Man.
 
Strange thread I know, but where are some random places you seem to get cramp?

I sometimes get cramp on the inside of my arm just short of my armpit and I have to walk around with my arm in the air trying to stretch it out. Such a pain in the arse.

Also I just recently started getting cramp just below my bottom right jaw. I sit there, head tilted backwards, trying to extend my lower jaw forward to get rid of the cramp.

What a mission the body is.

MURDER JUNKIE 04-27-2006 10:23 PM

I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions

Merkaba 04-27-2006 10:27 PM

:laughing:

Ever had it on the bottom of your foot? Christ, my life passed before my eyes.

MURDER JUNKIE 04-27-2006 10:29 PM

I've had that as well, I prayed for death http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...con_abbath.gif

adidasss 04-28-2006 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions

worst pain i've ever experienced....i have no idea why it happens, and in the middle of the night no less, it never happens during the day....of course, one day, i'm pretty sure it's gonna happen when i go swimming and i'm like a mile away from the shore....pretty sure that's gonna be the end of me...

MURDER JUNKIE 04-28-2006 02:21 AM

Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing

adidasss 04-28-2006 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing

:rofl: :rofl:

Levithan 04-28-2006 02:51 AM

Ive had it in my armpit...that was pretty rough, and lower back is bad aswell

Cheese 04-28-2006 04:57 AM

I rarely suffer with cramps, but one thing I do endure frequently is frigging kidney stones.

MURDER JUNKIE 04-28-2006 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss
:rofl: :rofl:

It was worse because I was chaperoning a youth group and I had to get fished out in front of the kids. Kids are cruel, they were laughing at me :laughing:


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