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Old 04-27-2006, 10:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Strange thread I know, but where are some random places you seem to get cramp?

I sometimes get cramp on the inside of my arm just short of my armpit and I have to walk around with my arm in the air trying to stretch it out. Such a pain in the arse.

Also I just recently started getting cramp just below my bottom right jaw. I sit there, head tilted backwards, trying to extend my lower jaw forward to get rid of the cramp.

What a mission the body is.
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions
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Old 04-27-2006, 10:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ever had it on the bottom of your foot? Christ, my life passed before my eyes.
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I've had that as well, I prayed for death
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Old 04-28-2006, 02:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions
worst pain i've ever experienced....i have no idea why it happens, and in the middle of the night no less, it never happens during the day....of course, one day, i'm pretty sure it's gonna happen when i go swimming and i'm like a mile away from the shore....pretty sure that's gonna be the end of me...
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Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing
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Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing
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Ive had it in my armpit...that was pretty rough, and lower back is bad aswell
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I rarely suffer with cramps, but one thing I do endure frequently is frigging kidney stones.
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It was worse because I was chaperoning a youth group and I had to get fished out in front of the kids. Kids are cruel, they were laughing at me
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