Marilyn Manson once made a guest appearance in the Barney suit and nobody knew.

Nickleback chose their name after their own high hopes.

Pink is influential.

Dream Theater are a really excellent band.

Hawthorne Heights are the original emo band.

Coldplay's song "yellow" actually refers to a time when the entire band took acid and lodged lemons in their own eyes.

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The Foo Fighters have recently been honored for holding back the Foo.

The singer from Sigur Ros is actually called Ross, and he smokes ciggers.

Janes Addiction was chocolate, and she got fat.

To be a member of Faith No More you have to be an atheist.

Apart from drugs, Jim Morrison also escaped via The Doors.

Bob Dylan had multiple personalities, one of whom was named Ricky Martin.

Coldplay is actually made up of a group of sisters who had sex change operations to turn them into men. It was thought this would bring them greater commercial success. And it explains the girly vocals.

Yngwie Malmsteen was created in a test tube by the Swedish goverment, he is their weapon of mass destruction. He has been known to travel beyond the speed of light, meaning he can play neo classical guitar and bitch smack Japanese women at the same time.

Lennon and McCartney were both time travellers and travelled forward in time to rip off Noel Gallagher and his music.
John Lennon (real name Jan Sebastian Stridethorpe) changed his name by deed poll in 1959, after Liam's son of the same name.

Yoko Ono is a man.

Ringo Starr is an alien indigenous to the planet 'Bignose', situated in the outer reaches of the Alpha Beta constellation.
Other 'Bignose' noteworthy's are; Ronnie Wood, Rod Stewart, Pete Townsend and Roger Waters.
Pete Doherty, also a former inhabitant, underwent plastic surgery to reduce the size of his nose on December 28th 1986, following a bizzare gardening accident at the age of 6.

Jimi Hendrix wasn't left handed, despite popular opinion.
He was in fact "mirror envisioned", a rare affliction effecting only 1 in 42,000 million people.
Consequently, all his guitar solos are played backwards, perpetuating the myth that all his music was way ahead of it's time.

Mick Jagger had Marianne Faithfull's virgina grafted onto his lips, following her unreported death during the infamous Mars Bar incident of February 1967.
An unknown source close to Jagger reported that Jagger once commented on his odd choice of memorium, saying, "It was either that, or a tattoo maaaaaaan".