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Old 05-21-2006, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just take a rock star & make up a false fact about them.I`ll start.


The whole of the budget spent on Micheal Jacksons Thriller video was used to disguise the fact that Jacko was a five foot tall bald woman called Glenda.
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Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Slipknot invented metal FYI!
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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korn is infact really, just a bunch of corn
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 05-21-2006, 03:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ronan Keatings song Life Is A Rollercoaster is based on an autobiographical account of the Dublin rollercoaster riots of 1936 as written by potato farmer Seamus O Crump.
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Old 05-21-2006, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^it's supposed to sound fake too stupid


k, I'm really East Bay Ray
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Old 05-21-2006, 03:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Iron Maidens song 2 Minutes To Midnight was inspired by Bruce Dickensons frustration at being unable to order a cheese & pickle sandwich from room service at 11.58 one evening.
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Old 05-21-2006, 03:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pig Destroyer formed after guitarist Scott Hull and vocalist J.R. Hayes met ironically enough at a chicked harvest.
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Old 05-21-2006, 06:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hobojesus' make hobo a mod - oh wait, sorry, misread the thread.

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The band name My Bloody Valentine is a reference to an embarrasing Valentine's Day date during which Shield's hemorrhoid problem led to his date believing that he was in fact menstruating.

The situation was not resolved when Shields proceeded to show her his penis.
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Marilyn Manson was seen earlier today walking out of a Bargain Barn with a pair of overalls.
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Scott Stapp is sober.
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