The Worst Thread Ever Created (metal, rock, Ronan Keating, Slipknot)

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Lennon and McCartney were both time travellers and travelled forward in time to rip off Noel Gallagher and his music.
John Lennon (real name Jan Sebastian Stridethorpe) changed his name by deed poll in 1959, after Liam's son of the same name.

Yoko Ono is a man.

Ringo Starr is an alien indigenous to the planet 'Bignose', situated in the outer reaches of the Alpha Beta constellation.
Other 'Bignose' noteworthy's are; Ronnie Wood, Rod Stewart, Pete Townsend and Roger Waters.
Pete Doherty, also a former inhabitant, underwent plastic surgery to reduce the size of his nose on December 28th 1986, following a bizzare gardening accident at the age of 6.

Jimi Hendrix wasn't left handed, despite popular opinion.
He was in fact "mirror envisioned", a rare affliction effecting only 1 in 42,000 million people.
Consequently, all his guitar solos are played backwards, perpetuating the myth that all his music was way ahead of it's time.

Mick Jagger had Marianne Faithfull's virgina grafted onto his lips, following her unreported death during the infamous Mars Bar incident of February 1967.
An unknown source close to Jagger reported that Jagger once commented on his odd choice of memorium, saying, "It was either that, or a tattoo maaaaaaan".

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Pete Townshend, Roger Waters and Patti Smith are currently planning to start a band together, it will be called Why The Long Face?

Bucketheads infamous bucket is not just a useless prop, it is in fact the source of all his powers. Which other than kickass guitar soloing also includes summoning the spirts of slaughtered chickens and creating laser beams powerful enough to kill Godzilla. He is the 6th power ranger in his spare time.

Tony Levin is actually just Patrick Stewart with a fake moustache.

Paul McCartney actually did die and was replaced by Billy Shears, this is why McCartney seemed to have improved significantly on bass guitar in less than a Year, and its the reason The Beatles stopped touring because Billy unlike Paul was right handed. We have heard this all before, what you DIDN'T know is that once The Beatles broke up, Paul rose from the dead and strangled Shears with his bare hands. He then went totally insane and Wings was the resulting by-product of his madness.

The real reason Rick Wakeman's keyboard attracted Lice is because he is actually the Lice Queen.

Meg White is actually the best drummer in the world, she can perform complex drum solos that would reduce Mike Portnoy to tears. However, to prevent her drumming superpowers from falling into the wrong hands, she keeps it a secret.

Gavin Rossdale is no ordinary human, he is a superhuman created by the British goverment and was created with the DNA of Kurt Cobain and a Calvin Kline model. His only purpose is to test the physics and effects of having sexual intercourse with Gwen Stefani. But he also makes crappy post grunge in his spare time.

Who killed Biggie and Tupac? The same guy that let the dogs out.

The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.

The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.

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Originally Posted by boo boo

The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.

The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.

boo boo. I love you.

Water supplies in Scotland have been found to contain low levels of flouride and high levels of carotene, the combination of which has been known to contibute to aggressive behaviour, ginger hair and tone-deafness. The last feature is cited as a possible explanation for both bagpipes and Franz Ferdinand.

Paul McCartney never stopped making great tunes, the actual problem is that Noel Gallagher keep sneaking round to his house at night and stealing them. Every morning Paul McCartney wakes up to find that his tunes from the day before have gone. So far the only way he has managed to stop Noel Gallagher from stealing his good tunes is by writing rubbish ones instead.

Marving ***e's classic song "What's Going On?" is often misinterpreted as having a political theme. In reality, the song was inspired by Marvin happening upon an episode of 'Monty Pythons Flying Circus' during a relaxing evening of brandy, smack and hookers. So confused was Marv that he also wrote another song "What's happening Brother?" about a perplexed call that he made to the talking clock on exactly the same evening.