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Old 04-23-2007, 09:42 AM   #111 (permalink)
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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in their tanks?











Get in your tanks men
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Old 04-23-2007, 09:56 AM   #112 (permalink)
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^That's rubbish. He would have said it in German. With an Austrian accent.
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When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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Old 04-24-2007, 08:40 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from his relatives...HA HA HA HA HA
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:41 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:50 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Heheh. I've seen that painting before, but its still pretty damn funny.
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Old 04-24-2007, 07:26 PM   #116 (permalink)
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How do you get the smile off a clown?

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Hit him in the face with an axe.
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Old 04-25-2007, 03:50 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Hit him in the face with an axe.
lol, that one actually made me laugh.
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Old 04-26-2007, 05:21 PM   #118 (permalink)
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How do you get the smile off a clown?

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Hit him in the face with an axe.
HA HHAAAAAHHAAAA(low pitched)
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:02 PM   #119 (permalink)
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What happened to the man who yawned?

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He got a cactus shoved down his throat!
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:51 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Love the clown one
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