I woke up in someone's bathtub after a party one painful morning. I went downstairs to his family having breakfast. :(

what were they having?

Food was the very least of my worries.

Food after a night of drinking is the worst conceviable thing in my eyes. I have horrible hangovers.

Ooo, i forgot my drunken Moz impressions, infamous for crimes against music and smashed bouquets of flowers everywhere.

Reading back, i looks like a lot of MB ladies like getting naked. Brilliant.

what did his parents do?

I wouldn't know. I didn't stick around to have myself some toast or anything.

so you just bolted?

Essentially, yes.

..More so out of embarrassment and the awkwardness of the situation than anything else.
Still being a tad inbriated may have had something to do with my actions as well.

oh well i hope you learned a lesson.....never turn down a free breakfest

Well this was years ago but here it goes.... (ill make along story short)

I was 16ish? and was walking home from a friends house at about 3am completely trashed with a backpack full of beer. I was about 100 feet away from my house (up a small hill) and fell down on the side of the road. I was really comfortable, and had to pee, so i went in this persons yard while lying down Then i managed to fall asleep on the side of the road with the backpack of beer, and wake up 3 hours later only to be greeted by the bright sun. Needless to say i was lucky to not have been seen, and continued to walk back into my house and get some real sleep.