What Kind Of Drunk Are You
 

Seeing as though the who would you like to go for a drink thread has been bumped I wanna know what you people i`m supposed to be drinking with are like after a few , so feel free to tell any drunken escapades here.

A few of mine....

At a friends houseparty I fell asleep in the bathtub , woke up a little later & found myself chatting to this girl while she was in the middle of taking a dump.

At another party was chatting to this girl who worked in a bakery with my best friend. Told her she had lovely muffins before passing out right in front of her.

Went to a pub one night and spent the night chatting to the barman , it was his last night working there & he thought the manager was a c*nt.Spent the whole evening getting double JD & Cokes for 5 pence each off him while telling him to get one for himself .I think me , him & my best friend got through 4 bottles of the stuff by the end of the night.

Was chatting up this girl & steadily getting more drunk , went to the toilet , came back & carried on chatting her up. About half an hour later my friend came over , pulled me aside & told me I went back to the wrong seat and was chatting up a totally different girl.

Had sex with my boss`s wife.

Good work with the boss's wife...

Few of my drunk stories...

Kicked in a road name sign...
Punched a Art shop door...
Pissed on a guys car...
Told a girl she had a nice rack in front of my girlfriend...
Threw up for 3 hours at my girlfriends house...The second time they met me...
Walked around my friends party with my cock out...
The one I regret most (and it was an accident)...I punched a chick...Not hard...My mate ducked and I caught her straight in the jaw...Took it pretty well for a girl...

Another one I remembered.

Was at a club with a bunch of friends , one of them knew this really rich girl who`s parents were away.She wanted us to come back to hers for a bit of a party. We walking there with her when she was stopped by her ex boyfriend.She gave the house keys to one of my mates & told him to let us all in & grab a beer.
When we got in a couple of guys decided to go exploring and a couple of mins later came downstairs with the contents of this girls underwear draw.

When she walked in about half an hour later she was treated to the sight of 10 guys sitting around her kitchen table drinking beer wearing her underwear over their clothes.

The worst I've ever been is a night I do not remember, but I was told the stories:
-We were sitting on a hill and all of a sudden I straddled my friend lindsay saying "I wanna have sex with a girl!"
-I was with my friend Chris laying my head on his thigh and all of a sudden I started biting the shit outta his leg.
-Myself and two other girls attacked my friend Charles' neck and chest, pinning him to the ground and biting ever so softly, leaving him with killer hickeys the next day.
-Myself and the two other girls then moved on to my exboyfriend Mike.
-Lindsay had a puppy and I named it Toby even though his name was Bandit. First off I started trying to make out with it...with tongue. Second I got tangled up in it's chain.
-After I was laying on a hill puking my guts out while they force fed me crackers and water to help, they attempted to take me into the house to pass out. However, I resisted screaming at the top of my lungs as they pulled me "THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!"
I find it funny I can only remember that stuff because they told me. If they didnt, I would be oblivious.

Other little tid bits:
-I've pole danced for about 20 people in a basement(fully clothed though-I didnt have THAT much to drink).
-I walked along a busy road with a Smirnoff in my hand(mind you, drinking age here is 21 and I am 17) and yelled at cars on my way to a playground.
-I jumped into a jacuzzi fully clothed because I thought I had more clothes inside, but I didnt.
-I've slept on a pool table.

I have a confession to make.
About a year ago I came home completely leathered and logged onto MusicBanter.
I began to make a thread (with one eye open) in the Lounge about how I hated and despised everyone on these forums.

The rant included a member by member character assassination, with me going into great detail about each persons faults and annoying ways.
Needless to say...it went on for ever (this being a drunken tirade of abuse) complete with the obligatory drunken spelling mistakes.

Fortunately, by the time I'd finished (enough to get me a life ban) my posting time limit ran out. :laughing:

That's the kind of drunk I am. :beer:

maybe we shouldn't get that drink

Wow, that's a weird coincidence. At the end of every (sober) Musicbanter session on here I write a full and detailed character assassination of you, which my computer refuses to send because its so insulting.

Doesn't life just go in circles!

About three weeks ago, after I broke up with my boyfriend, I drank for about a week straight. And each night I'd get online, like musicbanter and myspace. And I was picking fights in the "your day" thread. And after a quick verbal joust with Les Paul, I said something and was like "Heeeeeeeeeere moddy moddy moddy! Heeeeere moddy!" You want the bone!? GO GET THE BONE!". At the time it was REALLY funny. But PTS ended up deleting everything that happened and warned me.

I can be an angry drunk. I like picking fights and flipping over tables and yelling a lot. I also tell it how it is!

I start fights & stand back and watch them when i`m drunk.

I started a mass brawl in a nightclub once that got the place closed down for the night.I sat outside watching people fighting & getting marched out into the police van. :laughing:

^nice one. rofl. I'd start something but I'd remain in the brawl and punch dumb blonde bitches as they tried to run out.

Not unless drunk and sober are the same thing.

Only if your going nowhere Tom!

Ahhh...the village idiot. ;)

:laughing:

I remember having a long drawn out conversation with my best mate where he did nothing but tell me about what a great pair of tits his girlfriend had.
Which would have been fine had she not been sitting right next to him at the time.He even told me he had pet names for them.

To this day everytime I see her the words Pinky & Perky enter into my head.

Was it this one?

Cause that shit was funny.

I have barfights down to a science so I will fill you in on my defence mechanism. I discovered a long time ago that I really dislike being punched in the face so I adapted this easy mode of defence, when I see someone balling up their fist and getting ready to do the MAN DANCE I simply extend my pointer finger in the erect position. When I see the fist hurtling toward me I simply move aside and direct my peter pointer projectile directly into their eye which immediately forces both eyes closed, I then use this opportunity to run as I have found that I can run faster scared than most people can angry.

My brother is a mouthy bastard at bars and I have been forced to utilize this numerous times in his defence, I put him through a Karate Kid style training regiment for this technique because I can't be driving across town just to poke someone in the eye for him. My fingers are lethal weapons and have a 100% success ratio due to the fact that I am also fast, I believe I have used this tactic over 30 times.

I remember that, the cause of a sleepless night.
Classic. :D

who or what is GINA?


MJ...try the Salford kiss.

i really dont consider myself "drunk" until i pass out, but i generally am pretty happy-go-lucky. i hit on pretty much every chick in sight. but ive also been known to fight a nigga or two. um um bitch!

I have never been drunk, so I have no idea

I've jumped in rose bushes while under the influence. Didn't feel a thing:)

i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars:(

Is that a variation of the glasgow kiss??

A headbutt followed up by a punch in the balls??

Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha.

Yep...that's the one, although in L*******l it's known as a Kirby Kiss.

No...that would be gay.

I hate that feeling the next morning, the one when memories of the night before slowly reveal themselves.
Although, I always seem to be aware of what I'm doing at the time, unlike a mate of mine, who has a habit of pissing in his wardrobe during the night

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

That's it...you guessed right, only minus the punch in the bollocks.

I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent

Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'.
It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate. :laughing:

# I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him.
# Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town.
# Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!

I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk.

Full-on naked lesbian drunk.

I wish I could say that:(

Fixed

somebody say my na....

oh.

i get all lovable to friends. tell them how much i like em. if a girl gives you a lot of attention when drunk, does that mean she might or does dig you in a sober state of mind?

What kind of a drunk am I?

In a word...spectacular!