buys company & retires belt

:D

Just kidding Oojay ;)

I sell my sperm to raise enough money to buy the company back, then appoint Urban to referee all of the Bra and Panties diva matches (just for good measure). I hold an open tournament where in I proceed to beat every MuBa within an inch of their life, and I am declared the New MB WHC!!!

Oojays sperm is declared to be unfertile & is sued and loses his money thus making the transaction null & void.

The new management (me) declares that all wrestlers must fight in the following ring attire....

http://www.towleroad.com/photos/unca...orsnewshot.jpg

I choke Urban out with my vividly colored ascott, and pin him to become the new champ.

Dressed in an electric pink lycra jumpsuit & matching scarf.

I left my dress, and oojay hands over the belt. For good measure, I let him make a tent out of my dress and live there.

I rejected Raine's "dress tent" (seeing as how i had already pitched a trouser tent) and then tell her she looks fat, sending her into a downward spiral of emotion (as it would any woman). while she is sulking i grab my belt and walk out the front door.

you're either under my dress or chained tot he bed. the only one grabbing anything is me.
and I just grabbed the belt from around your slim little waist.
(you will remain chained to the bed until I'm satisfied)

Will our hero ever escape the clutches of the evil Dr. Raine? Will he ever get his precious title belt back? Tune in next time. Dun! Dun! Dun!:laughing: