-Ruin A Wish-
 

Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own:

eg:

me: I wish I was in porn

You: But your partners are German Shepards

got it??


me: I wish I was taller

^but youre canadian:(



i wish i could bench press 300lbs.

But then you have no penis.

I wish I could live in Wonderland.

^but you have a penis



i wish i was a professional wrestler.

but then you couldn't afford beer.

I wish I knew decent musicians

^but youre a pedophile


i wish i had $1 million

^But you accidentally spent it all on Hello Kitty memorabilia

I wish I had shoes which could make me fly, like that Greek dude with the winged shoes...

But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude

I wish I was retired

But you can't get it up because you are 90 :(

I wish I had amazing clothes.

For midgets

I wish I had a boss who paid me too much