-Ruin A Wish-
 

Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own:

eg:

me: I wish I was in porn

You: But your partners are German Shepards

got it??


me: I wish I was taller

^but youre canadian:(



i wish i could bench press 300lbs.

But then you have no penis.

I wish I could live in Wonderland.

^but you have a penis



i wish i was a professional wrestler.

but then you couldn't afford beer.

I wish I knew decent musicians

^but youre a pedophile


i wish i had $1 million

^But you accidentally spent it all on Hello Kitty memorabilia

I wish I had shoes which could make me fly, like that Greek dude with the winged shoes...

But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude

I wish I was retired

But you can't get it up because you are 90 :(

I wish I had amazing clothes.

For midgets

I wish I had a boss who paid me too much

But they're all too small for you.

I wish I could shoot laser beams, as an when desired, from my eyes.

As a rent-boy.

Laser beam thing, like I've already said ^.

Bright pink ones giving you a huge enthusiastic following in the gay community.

I want Swindon in the Premier League again

but soccer is gay



i wish i had a turkey sandwich right now

you do. but i'm gonna eat it

i wish i didn't have to go to shcool tomorrow

You didn`t until a teacher logged on & saw your awful spelling of the word school.

I want to go to a bar & throw one of the doorstaff out

^but youre a british girly-man



i wish my computer class would get out early

i would make the wish come trube but you and i both know you're madly in love with the teacher

i want ice cream

:rofl: im gonna let him read this:laughing:

i don't get it

he'd prolly get a kick out of someone thinking i was in love with him:laughing:

oh. i thuoght it was abuot me wanting ice cream.

I wish I had a really strong cup of coffee

Granted but it is cold :(

I wish I lived in England.

granted but you can't understand the various accents if your life depended on it.

i want oojay

but you cant because he is really a 90 year old trnsvestite from mongolia

i wish that i had a breadboard

You don't need one, use the dining table.

I wish I had return tickets to somewhere in Europe!

But you lose them on location and cannot get home and then something frightening like that Hostel movie takes place and you become the asian chick with one eye that then kills herself because she's an ugly twat.

I wish I weighed 140 pounds

Jesus....you're vicious!!!:shycouch:

its a solderless circuitboard..oh my

but if you weighed 140 lbs all the weight would come off your chest.





I wish i had a 50'' plasma TV.

but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.

but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.




I wish MJ's avatar would pay me a visit.

:laughing: dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.

but then people would think you were gay and have AIDS like Freddy Mercury.




I wish I had a bigger hard drive

but it is maxxed out with ghey porn

I wish I had a new car

You can't cos I just bought it.

I wish I could wake up earlier.

but bad sex makes you sleep more

i wish i knew what i like

^but im right here;)



i wish it was winter break

But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink.

I wish I home geting stoned.

but getting stoned makes you wanna hump dogs

i wish i knew french