MB's Most Wanted
 

List the things you want the most for Christmas

Peace and quiet...


...no fucking chance.

A lie in without some c*nt bursting into my bedroom shouting 'OPEN YOUR PRESENTS OPEN YOUR PRESENTS' at all hours of the afternoon.

A cell phone

money and my kimono items and cooking supplies...

So you can have captivating conversations like the ones you create here??

MJ don't discourage her...



































...from getting a cell phone.

No i have just always wanted a cell phone thats all:(

I pity the poor sod who has to put up with her voicemails being left on their phone...........

'hello?'

"hello? anybody there'

'Wow this is weird , whats a voicemail?'

'I don`t know how to use these'

'Oh Sh*t what do I do?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

''Do you think that worked?'

'Wow this is weird it`s beeping?'

'Shall I try again?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

'I dunno how to use this thing i`ll call later'

whatever i dont know why you guys always have to be mean to me its rude:(

Home and Away Arsenal jersey's and that all anal Tera Patrick DVD, it may not be what Jesus had in mind but I'll be damned if I will be denied!!!!

Thats parody , thats not being rude to you , thats flattering you.

Wow thanks:banghead: :rolleyes:

aren't you married?

Food.

im guessin dat has somethin to do wif it son.

all i want for christmas is...a night out...and to sleep past 8...

I wanna get a Plaxico Burress jersey

I havn't seen you be newbian here yet, but if people are saying this stuff about you my best advice is to just roll with the punches. Honestly, the only way you dig yoursleves out of these holes is by just making more well thought out posts. Arguing here never works man, if you have any questions feel free to PM me.

I want some competition for the Battle Rap thread. I done smoked every mofo in there:(

:laughing:

what if it was me?

an i-pod and some new sheets

Yup, I'm not dead though

WHOA Whoa whoa


MJ's married?!

I am. :(

I have always wondered why married men would say that...

I want my ****ing 275 bucks back that someone stole...grrr.

Getting married is like fancying a cream cake...and then being forced fed it for the rest of your life.

I dont like cream cake...

A videocamera, Little Britain dvd's, and a book on Henri Cartie Bresson.

Don't get an iPod. The quality is even worse than posts by members with ''pop'' and or ''cool'' in their nicks.

In an ideal world you`d be already in there with me ;)

true that

Your married?

Occasionally.

Thats a weird answer well are you a parent?[it scares me to ask]:confused:

He`s a serial bigamist , he has about 10 women on the go

I think his point is that he acts married when it is convenient for him to do so..and people that arent married have kids too..you know that right?

You mean when his wife tells him :laughing:

Well thats weird.

Why? Marriage is something most people feel miserable about...as a matter of fact over 50% of marriages end in divorce...

I would just like a decent pressie off my mum this year and not another bobble hat (which is what she's given me for the past 3 years running!)