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Old 03-10-2007, 10:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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He meant that while your truck and trailer is certified to haul 40 tons, it would be in your best interest to keep the load to 39 tons and under, lest the Department of Transportation bust your ball.
Here you can legally carry 42 tonnes
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Old 03-10-2007, 10:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Here you can legally carry 42 tonnes
Classic trucker joke:
Q: "What are ya hauilin'?"
A: "Ass."


I laugh.
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Old 03-11-2007, 11:17 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yay not an *******. *high fives himself*
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Old 03-11-2007, 11:21 AM   #24 (permalink)
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1. do you make fun of your friends because they are oblivious to something? Yes
2. do you consider your self an asshole? Yes
3. do you play gags/joke/pranks that may cause mental or physical harm? LOL Yes
4. do you laugh at others misfortune? Hahahah yeah
5. do you consider me an asshole? yes
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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claim prize other, 1st page
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:22 PM   #26 (permalink)
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drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real fucking *******)

A SS HO LE

EVERYBODY!

A SS HO LE
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:34 PM   #27 (permalink)
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[quote=jibber;348441]
(he's a real fucking *******)/quote]


I <3 Dennis Leary.

And Lol @ The Censor blocking Asshole and not Fucking.
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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ah i remeber that, good choice of a song
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Old 03-11-2007, 11:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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1234&5.......Yes.

There's a word for number 4, Don't know how to spell it, it's german: I'll spell it franetically: Sh-owl-den-froyder. it means: to take pleasure in someone elses misfortune!
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:02 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Sadistic? Vindictive?
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