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View Poll Results: Sex Vs. Music
Music 64 43.54%
Sex 34 23.13%
Tie 49 33.33%
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Old 05-31-2014, 09:55 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:03 AM   #222 (permalink)
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So would you say you're a shagnostic?
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:11 AM   #223 (permalink)
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So would you say you're a shagnostic?

BWAHAhahahaha *klunk*
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:13 AM   #224 (permalink)
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Well, if I chose sex over music I'd just end up with neither, so... music.
Do it Butthead style. Or don't. Please choose the latter.
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:14 AM   #225 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2014, 06:18 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Music for sure. Not getting any at the moment but I can still have fun doing it by myself.
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Old 05-31-2014, 07:14 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Music for sure. Not getting any at the moment but I can still have fun doing it by myself.
Masturbation's only good enough for so long though.
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Old 05-31-2014, 08:47 PM   #228 (permalink)
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Masturbation's only good enough for so long though.
Beats humming to yourself all the time.
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:44 PM   #229 (permalink)
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Masturbation's only good enough for so long though.
It satisfies me. I mean sure I'd love a real cock inside me but I can get myself off mentally and physically when I want to. I'm not one of those people who have to be in relationships all the time. Being single can be a really great period to reflect on past relationships; what you can do better next time. I do realise sex doesn't necessarily mean relationships but I've done the whole one night stand thing. It's fun getting to know someone else's body.
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Old 06-01-2014, 12:40 AM   #230 (permalink)
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Jesus. You'd have to be listening to it pretty loud for that to happen.
I'm pretty sure everyone (asleep or otherwise) in the house heard it anyway.



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