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Janszoon 04-01-2009 12:55 PM
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

dhayespw 04-01-2009 01:07 PM
obviously, you're not a golfer....

lucifer_sam 04-01-2009 01:12 PM
"Nihilists? Well, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos."

savannah 04-01-2009 01:12 PM
my son can't hold a job, my daughter's married to a ****in' loser, and igot a rash on my ass so badi can't hardly sitdown. but you know me. i can't complain.

lucifer_sam 04-01-2009 01:13 PM
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

savannah 04-01-2009 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 627031)
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

side bar,.....every time i hear the eagles i change it, and scream that at the top of my lungs

the unspoken message is **** YOU AND LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE

Whatsitoosit 04-01-2009 01:26 PM
Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.

"far out"

savannah 04-01-2009 01:28 PM
Dieter has been on the fringes of--well, of everything in L.A., for about twenty years. Look at my LP's. Under 'Autobahn.' That was his group--they released one album in the mid-seventies. Their music is a sort of--*ugh*--techno-pop.

dhayespw 04-01-2009 01:52 PM
I can get you a toe, complete with nailpolish....fu'kin amateurs

Whatsitoosit 04-01-2009 01:55 PM
"I am the walrus"

crash_override 04-01-2009 02:26 PM
'im stayin, im finishing my coffee.'

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 04-01-2009 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 627028)
"Nihilists? Well, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos."
"are they nazis, walter?"
"no donny, these men are nihilists. there's nothing to be afraid of."

Piss Me Off 04-02-2009 06:09 AM
Show me what you got Nihilist. Dipshit with a nine-toed woman!

WWWP 04-09-2009 02:12 PM
"I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this ****ing strumpet..."
"I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter."
"Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude."
"Walter, face it, there isn't any connection."

Janszoon 04-09-2009 02:29 PM
"Shomer fucking shabbos!"

WWWP 04-09-2009 02:31 PM
Mark it zero!!!

Piss Me Off 04-09-2009 02:31 PM
Fuckin' A man. I got a rash.

WWWP 04-09-2009 02:32 PM
The Dude abides.

Janszoon 04-09-2009 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off (Post 633906)
Fuckin' A man. I got a rash.
You know what? Fuggetaboutit.

Janszoon 04-09-2009 02:34 PM
Nothing is fucked?! The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!

anticipation 04-09-2009 02:47 PM
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

Janszoon 04-09-2009 02:49 PM
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

WWWP 04-09-2009 02:52 PM
This aggression will not stand, man.

lucifer_sam 04-09-2009 03:56 PM
No, man, I'm the dude. Or duder, or his dudeliness, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

crash_override 04-09-2009 03:59 PM
"The bums will always lose."

Piss Me Off 04-10-2009 11:39 AM
A wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you...

henry 04-10-2009 11:40 AM
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Janszoon 04-10-2009 11:47 AM
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

WWWP 04-10-2009 12:50 PM
Call him. He's thorough.

Whatsitoosit 04-10-2009 12:55 PM
F*ckin'-A - man


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