i'ma lebowski, youra lebowski,...
 

here's a fun game i play with my friends sometimes,....

you must answer everything with a quote from the big lebowski,...

i'll start:

what do you do for fun?


i bowl, drive around,...the occasional acid flash back

see? like that,....


what are you drinking?

"White Russian"
"the bar's over there"


What's a pederass walter?

shut the **** up donny

what's this?

"the ringer, my dirty undies"

We takes the money man! Or we fucks you up!

**** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!

Where you going?

"Going Home Donnie!"
"Your Phones Rining Dude."
"Thank You Donnie!"

"I'm sorry I wasn't listening."

this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the azz

"A man what the **** you doing to my car!? I just bought it last week! I **** your car up!"

"A man that's not his car!"

ve vant vze money lebowski

I'll suck your dick fora thousand bucks.

Sure, I'll go to my ATM right now.

"Brent can watch but he has to pay a hundred."

atleast i'm house broken

"What's that?"
"The uzi."
"Uzi!?"
"You didn't think i was going out there naked did you?"

The dude abids or in my case is going to bed. Keep being handsome

Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....with nail polish. These amateurs.

i love the whole toe bit,.....

its like what lenin said,...you look at the person who will benefit,...and you,..and uhh

A guy I work with told our boss he cant can't work on Saturdays because of shobba shabbas and he never has to work weekends, because my sheltered-life fool of a boss has never seen this movie.

are you ****in kiddin me?
thats great,.......and besides that is he anything remotely like walter? i really want a friend like walter,...


here's another one of my fav quotes,.....but i had to look it up so i dont mess it up

What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!Nobody ****s with the jesus


and i and i also love it when maude is asking the dude if he enjoys sex,....

you mean coitus?

Let me tell you something Bendejo. You pull any crazy **** with us. You flash a piece out on the lanes I'll take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till' it goes 'click'.

cue the gypsy kings 'hotel cali'

"I am the walrus"

shut up donny

What are you, a ****ing park ranger now?

"Who peed on your rug dude?"

It really pulled the room together.

dude, atleast i'm house broken

"Wheres the money Lebowski!? Wheres the fucking money shithead?!"
"I think it's down there let me look again"

dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new ****, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

What in gods name are you babbling about?

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New **** has come to light! And ****... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

That had not occured to us dude.

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy ****in' adversary.

Who stole your pajamas Walter?

shut the **** up donny

"You can imagine what happens next"

"He fixes the cable?"

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Are these men going to hurt us walter?

no donny these men are nihlist theres nothing to be afraid of

Gives us the money Lebowski or we kill the girl.
Yeah we kill the girl.
asshole you don't have the girl! We know you never did!

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

"we TAKES da money Lebowski"