Dear Trent Reznor,

I'm a bigger man with a bigger gun.

Matt

Dear Carrie Underwood,

I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best.

Matt.

P.S.
Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"?

P.P.S.S.
Can I see your boobs?

^^^ my favorite so far.

Dear Jim Morrison,

Cut the ****, we know you're not dead.

Mike

P.S. I loved you in Wayne's World

Dear The Beach Boys and David Lee Roth,

Why would you wish them all to be California girls? Variety is the spice of life. I also have to wonder why you would want all the girls to have bleached blond hair and fake boobs.

Predator

Dear MCR,

I hope you know all of your fans will commit suicide.

Love, Alex

PS. When will you all give it up?

Dear Whatsitoosit,
when is your debut album going to be out... I CAN'T WAIT!!! hurry please :)

Sincerely,
A hot fan

Dear Fergie,
The only good you've done me is taught me to spell "fergilicious," "delicious," and "glamorous." Go back to singing backup, please.

Love ya!
WWWp.

Dear James Hetfield,

Please start drinking again, you and I both know it would be for the best.

Mike

P.S. :beer:

Dear Blink-182

Get back together, and don't take yourselves seriously this time.

signed

Someone who really liked your early records